To Cha or Not to Cha

The new season of Dancing With the Stars began tonight. While many middle-aged housewives across this nation were thrilled, one HTG producer was not. Despite being under threat of a lawsuit himself, Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions is planning one of his own.

"Those at Dancing With the Stars are infringing on my primary catchphrase" declared Pedro in HTG Chat after the show ended. "Everyone knows that 'cha' is mine. I came up with it. Yet those DWTS kept saying 'cha cha cha' over and over. At one million dollars per use, they owe me at least fifty-four million dollars. I want it, and I want it now!"

"Good luck on that" was one response by a fellow chatter. "I say cha all the time without paying you" said another.

"I know" replied Pedro. "By my record, you owe me one hundred and twenty-four million."

Stay tuned to this news site for further developments.