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"Bishop's writing another dramatic film and it features an appearance by Kat Dennings, not me!"

No Mention of Ice Cream Bars Coming Back. Sorry 'Bout That.

News has come to HTG Hollywood that an HTG Television favorite, TCW (which also provided a series of films and two TV spinoffs), will return to the city's TV sets next session. To prepare viewers for that time, show producer Lucian is providing the lineage of the TCW title belts. See how many you can remember:

TCW World Championship
Champion as of TV beginning: Tommy Cornell (7 - 6 reigns before TV began)
Liberty (1)
Tommy Cornell (8)
Behemoth (1)

TCW International Championship
Champion as of TV beginning: Rick Law (2 - one reign before TV began)
Behemoth (1)
Rob Van Dam (1)
Title vacated
Rob Van Dam (2)

TCW Tag Team Championship
Champions as of TV beginning: Painful Procedure (1)
Law and Order
Hawaiian Bryan and Jamaican Jgraham (1)
The Rock 'N Sock Connection (1)
Painful Procedure (2)
The Hardys (1)

TCW Hardcore Championship
Champion as of TV beginning: Madman Boone (3 - two reigns before TV began)
Charlie Thatcher (1)
Madman Boone (4)
Charlie Thatcher (2)
Madman Boone (5)
Texas Pete (1)

TCW Women's Championship
Title created in a gauntlet match: Chyna (1)
Trish Stratus (1)

HTG Big Wig (Powie!) Visited by Actress, Can't Find Cache of Chocolate Pudding in Pantry

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Of all of the weird happenings in HTG Hollywood over the last seven years, few have been able to top what Ritchie Steven has encountered recently. The more vocal of the Flip Brothers decided to visit his rowboat, named "Dame." Sitting in the small craft was actress Kirstie Alley.

"He was freaked out" stated an observor from a nearby craft. "RS turned around and headed home. Kirstie followed him. I hear that she pays him occasional visits at his mansion, then returns to the rowboat for the night. Strange, huh."

Although calls to Flip Brothers Studio have gone unanswered, it's believed that the former Fat Actress star, who recently lost a great deal of weight, is giving diet advice to the thin Ritchie.

"That's like comedian Louie Anderson giving lessons on seducing the ladies" commented another boat owner at the HTG Yacht Club. "Maybe there's something else going on. Who knows."

With other celebrities making themselves more available to HTG residents, will we be seeing more of them staying with the city's filmmakers?

"I wouldn't mind Blake Lively paying a visit to my yacht, if you know what I mean" a third boat owner commented.