Research into the Brain and Film Advertising Begins

Researchers from Notre Dame conducted an experiment and discovered that doorways might play into how our brain stores memories. They separated people into two groups, traveling the same distance. One group passed through a doorway, the other didn't. The ones that had to walk past a doorway were three times more likely to forget their task.

The researchers think this is because doorways are "event boundaries."

Decisions made in one room are remembered and stored "in that room" and it's more likely to forget them once you're not in it.

Now researchers are looking into how this affects movie advertising. Sometimes movies get scheduled for release, but they must be reminded by HTG administration that certain things must be done for that release to occur. Also, some movies go through their buzz vote week without a single advertisement.

"It's crazy" commented a local film fan. "Why spend millions and all of that time on a movie and not advertise it at all? Heck, some of these films give no indication whatsoever what they about. It's like the movie was posted on the calendar, then the studio left the room. Crazy."

Hubba Hubba and All That

Best known in HTG Hollywood for her role in the television series Sparks, Carla Gugino has found her first film role in 3 1/2 years. Appearing in I Am Harmer, Gugino is slated as "Mystery Woman."

"We never get around to her real name" explained Marlowe during a recent interview. "Her position in the film is more important. Why is she in the abandoned city? Does she wish our hero, Chris Harmer, any ill? Besides, she looks mighty sharp in a knit top."

Also featured in the movie are Seth Rogen and Minka Kelly.

"The cast is small" Marlowe added. "There wasn't much need for more actors."

The Miracle Pictures release is directed by Steven Spielberg, himself working after a dry spell.

I Am Harmer opens on Friday the 27th.

It Has to Be Better Than Pat the Movie, Right?

Having been in HTG Hollywood for many years, Miracle Pictures is home to numerous franchises with great potential. One of those properties is Saturday Night Live. Purchased for 250 million dollars, MP head Marlowe has yet to provide an SNL film or TV show.

"He's got all sorts of ideas," a Miracle Pictures insider stated. "But he has had trouble getting them fully to paper. He's threatened to win the lottery and hire someone to dictate his ideas to, but that elusive gambling win has yet to land."

Lucian of Ship of Fooles has an idea, if rumors are to be believed.

"I've always wanted to do Hanukkah Harry Conquers the Martians" the long-time resident remarked in HTG Chat.

The character is centered on Jon Lovitz, who plays a Hebrew version of Santa, performing great deeds.

"We're always open to new ideas" the MP rep remarked. "If Lucian got something down on paper, sure, Marlowe would look at it."

Lucian's new film, wrestling event TCW XV, is now in theatres.

Western to Hopefully Arrive This Century

It's a Harmeriffic week for the news affecting HTG Hollywood. According to a reliable source, The Good, The Bad and The Harmer 3 has been greenlit.

Following the first two films from 2006 and 2008, the Western themed movies starred Chris Harmer as a hero who righted wrongs, saved the day and got the girl.

This time, however, the script will not come from originator Teufel of Decipticon Liberation Front. Chris Harmer himself has taken the reigns of the production.

"I can hardly wait" stated one movie lover when this was announced. "Harmer starring AND writing? It's like cherries AND whipped cream on your cheesecake. Double goodness!"

A due date for the film has not been given.

Harmer Returns in Epic Feature

Weeks ago, an epic production starring Jade Falcon Productions head Chris Harmer was announced. Little has been said about the film to date, other than it would be "epic" and "of the high standards normally associated with a Miracle Pictures/Chris Harmer collaboration."

The release date has finally been announced. I Am Harmer will open on December 27, in time to "take advantage of some sweet holiday BO traffic" according to producer Marlowe.

I Am Harmer centers on a near-future which has collapsed due to a scientific catastrophe. Harmer is a scientist, greatly responsible for the downfall, who struggles to not only survive living in a city full of "mutant freaks," but to come up with a solution for the problem.

Rounding out the cast are Seth Rogen, Carla Gugino and Minka Kelly. The film was fortunate to have director Steven Spielberg come aboard.

"It's grand in scheme" Marlowe stated in a recent interview. "I can't go into too many details. Don't want to ruin the story. But it's as good as any Harmer feature to date, if not better!"

I Am Harmer will enter buzz on Friday the 20th.

Actress Demands Untrue, According to Studio

While it's true that Marion Cotillard has a role in the feature Dog Eat Dog, reports that she had outlandish demands on set are false.

Rumors circulated that the producer and studio behind the film were shocked when her team handed them a five-page list of demands, including endless supplies of grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches and 2-liter bottles of Canada Dry ginger ale.

After some investigation, the tale doesn't hold true.

"She was a delight to work with" stated Toran of I'm An Astronaut Films. "Why these false rumors pop up are beyond me."

Directed by Shane Black, Dog Eat Dog also stars Aaron Eckhart, Michael Keaton and Bryan Cranston. It is set for release on December 27.

Just in case, bring some grilled cheese and pickle sandwiches to the show.

Producer Suspects Friend of Planting Device in Auto

Megaproducer of Baseball Mogul Productions has told authorities in HTG Hollywood that he believes his long-time friend Amy the Dog is responsible for putting a GPS tracker in his car.

According to the police report provided by Chief Winslow, the tracking device was discovered in an old Milk Bone box inside the rear passenger side of Pedro's famed Cha-mobile when the vehicle was receiving routine maintenance. The device was registered to HTG Hollywood private investigator Veronica Mars, whom Amy had allegedly hired.

The report states that the canine actress had instructed the P.I. to buy the tracker into the car. It appears that Amy has been displeased with the lack of roles provided to her lately.

When asked for comment, Pedro remarked "Babo says he no loco la chica del ricos."

According to Chief Winslow, no charges have been filed at this point.

Help, He's Fallen and He Can't Wrestle

With wrestling event TCW XV on the horizon, fans across the city have been asking... Is Justin Bieber in the film or not?

After months of speculation, the answer appears to be a solid no.

According to a representative of Bieber, the young star would not be able to participate in such, a physical event, thanks to a recent injury. While attempting a skateboard trick at a local park, the singer-actor took a hard fall and injured his hip.

"The pain is too great for him to compete" the rep stated. "Sure, he could make an announcement, sing a song or two, but the urge to hop into the ring would be too great. We're just going to keep Justin away from Boston."

Featuring special guests Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, TCW XV is currently in buzz vote.

"We hope people vote positively," concluded the Bieber staffer, "even though Justin won't be participating."

Actor Beats EIC to the Punch, Neglects Carmel Candy Coating

In what some are calling the oddest video posted by the actor-comedian, Jim Carrey has recently announced his love for actress Emma Stone. Despite their age difference, it appears that Carrey may have developed feelings for her while working on the film The Red Devil.

Although little concerning the fantasy movie is known at this time, an all-star cast has been announced. Directed by Peter Jackson, the film also features Brad Pitt, Ian McKellen and Ron Howard.

Plus, thanks to the use of computer imagery (and a special award), the late Heath Ledger will be starring.

More details to come. The Red Devil, a Ship of Fooles production, will be released on January 17.

EIC Fights Illness, Posts Odd Meme

To the dismay of APB TV fans, producer Marlowe will not be providing television content this week. An episode of The Twilight Zone was planned, but Marlowe has been fighting winter illness for the week.

"I just don't have the energy to properly finish the episode" the producer stated. "Sure, I can knock off one of these news things, but they take much less effort. If I mess up, so what?"

A show from Miracle Pictures Productions should show next week. The belated Zone episode? Or on track with It's Always Me? Both?

"Beats me" concluded Marlowe with a stuffy chuckle (which he is coining the word stuckle). "I'm too busy napping and keeping that old waste basket within reach."

I'll Take Two With a Side of Ketchup

If it's panties you want, Toran is willing to get them to you.

At least in a movie, that is.

Toran Productions is writing a new film, described as: A couple with financial problems realize the profit they can make by selling used panties until they get messed with the organized crime part of it.

According to the producer, "Panty selling is pretty huge on the Internet, even met someone who was selling at my community college and that's what inspired the idea."

Aiming at a Coen Brothers-style quirky comedy drama, Toran is too early in the process to know who could star in the movie. Rumors of a Justin Bieber-Miley Cyrus teaming are premature.

As for promoting the film, Toran is reportedly stocking up on used panties to give to moviegoers on opening night.

"You have to give people what they want" the Toran the Hitman author remarked.

No due date for the film has been set yet.

Because.

She's a Wonder!

Lynda Carter's "Wonder Woman" is heading back to the real world small screens come Christmastime. Me-TV announced earlier this week that they'll show all 60 episodes of the 1970s series starring Lynda Carter starting December 27 with the pilot. The show will join Me-TV's Saturday night line-up.

"Wonder Woman" ran from 1975 to 1979 and since then, many networks have tried to recreate Carter's iconic portrayal on TV. Few have succeeded. Carter once stated that Hollywood doesn't understand Wonder Woman's powers. \

"She is an Amazon Princess and she's got really strong sisterhood values. She's smart, and she just happens to be beautiful and super strong."

Now, it looks like Me-TV has the right idea by giving life to the classic show without altering a single thing.

On HTG Hollywood screens, Lynda Carter occasionally appears as the mother to It's Always Me lead character Michael Razcynski (Jason Segel). Will she make an appearance this season?

"I sure hope so" remarked one fan.

"Coco di loco" muttered another.

It's Always Me appears every two weeks on APB Television.

Crowds Enter Mall With Long Lists and Taste for Breakfast Sandwiches

Black Friday at Mega Mart was bustling from the start, but according to mall operators, sales went well and with few problems.

The busiest shop was reported to be the toy store, where new figures were on display.

"That Bob Ford sure is a cutie" stated a happy lady as she grabbed several for gifts. "I just wish they were life sized."

New figures were reported to be slightly cheaper than other toys of similar type. No comments were made if this would be permanent or temporary.

"I need to get more movies released so I can buy a lot of those Bieber toys" an HTG producer exclaimed. "I might even get a few for my dog, if she stays off the naughty list."

Happy holiday shopping to all!

Film Finished to Fill Friday

With December 6 marking a second Friday without a release in HTG, producer Marlowe knew that something had to be done about it.

"I had a partial script sitting around for a couple years" the Miracle Pictures head stated. "So I figured I could finish it up and get it out instead of having another empty week."

Marlowe's La-Z-Boy-themed film was inspired by Mac's Ikea movie from the past. In Marlowe's film, a man (Paul Rudd) waits for a new recliner to be delivered while spending time with a neighbor (Seth Rogen).

"There's a lot of conversation" Marlowe continued. "And sitting around. You know how deliverers can be."

How to Sit in a La-Z-Boy Recliner will open on December 6. It is directed by Judd Apatow.

Names Given, Bee Amazed

The guest host... or guest hosts, as it turns out to be... for TCW XV have been revealed in the newest episode of the TCW television show. And, to the mild surprise of the Happening staff, the names were not among those theorized for the past several weeks.

We shall not say who those people are here on this post... watch the episode... but we can say that the two people are well known in the HTG Hollywood community.

"I was shocked" expressed Happening reporter Buzz when he discovered the names. "I thought it would be either Justin Beiber or Hulk Hogan. Oh, well."

TCW's next major wrestling event, TCW XV, opens on December 20.

TV Show Features Actors From Cult Comedy, But They Play it Serious

Although best known for their offbeat comedy work in the Napoleon Dynamite film and TV series, cast members Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez assured attendees of a press conference that there's some drama in their skill set as well.

"I appreciate being recognized for ND" explained Heder, "but I've done dramas as well. Being given the opportunity to do an episode of APB's Twilight Zone series was an honor. I'm sure that when people see it, they'll appreciate it."

Appearing in this Tuesday's episode titled "The Moaning Man," the Miracle Pictures-produced show is based on an episode of the classic Zone series called "The Howling Man" by Charles Beaumont. Although the two stories end differently, Marlowe's version was greatly inspired by the first.

"There is some tongue-in-cheek going on" Marlowe stated. "It's played for dramatic purposes, but with something that HTG Hollywood citizens can relate to."

The story centers on a man (Jon Heder) who discovers a prisoner (Efren Ramirez) held in a remote cabin. Who is the man? Is he guilty of what he is accused?

The Twilight Zone continues its bi-weekly showings on Tuesday night on APB Television.

New Signs Show Unhappiness to Filmmaker

Citizens of HTG Hollywood may have noticed this week the increase in billboards around the city. The signs, usually designed to advertise a product of some sort, have a different function.

These signs feature the scowling face of singer-actor Justin Bieber.

Is it a coincidence that the billboards were erected in certain locations, ones frequented by megaproducer Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions and Amyland Studios? According to a representative of Bieber, no.

"For weeks," began the rep, "Justin has attempted to find out if the footage that he shot for Serial Killing for Dummies 7 was used. Makers of the movie would never say. Now, on the day that the film opens, Justin wants to send a message to Pedro. If he bares his heart and soul to you, you had better take it. Not being in the film was devastating to Justin."

A source from Amyland Studios was more casual.

"There is no guarantee that if you have some footage done, that it will be used. Apparently it wasn't needed. It's that simple. Maybe next time."

The next installment of the prose film opens today.

The C in CHA Stands for Cheap, According to Producer

Relationships are a tricky situation in the entertainment business. Although Marlowe of Miracle Pictures is one of Pedro of Amyland Studios' biggest supporters, the former has been forced to take the latter to court.

The case revolves around the recent film Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier. Although Marlowe put together a poster for the film and was used throughout ads and the site, he has yet to be paid for it. In addition, Marlowe appeared in the film... In two roles! With a reasonably high Talent Score, Marlowe wasn't expecting a typical 9.8 million dollars. But to date, he hasn't received a penny.

"Sharknado 2 is raking in millions" remarked a rep from Marlowe. "He's not mad about the situation, but to say that he's disappointed is an understatement. What makes Pedro think that he can utilize the skills of someone and not have them compensated? It's not right."

Although a court date has not yet been set, it is expected to be resolved soon.

Amyland Studios has not replied to questions concerning the matter.

Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier, an Amyland Studios release of a Baseball Mogul film, is currently in theatres.

Actor's Behavior In Question, Enjoys Marathon Go Fish Sessions

The rumor mill is at it again. The new gossip claims Diplomat's Son actor Michael Fassbender was asked to leave the premiere party of the film on Tuesday night.

How come?

A so-called “source” says that he was grabbing his co-stars and waltzing around the room with them. He lit a cigarette indoors and that was the point it had gone too far. Michael was allegedly asked to leave. He was in good spirits but it was becoming a bit of a handful for the other guests.

The rumor also claims that Fassbender's co-stars Daniel Radcliffe and Vincent Cassel looked a bit uncomfortable with his antics.

Really? Not. At. All.

Despite the fact that Fassbender did rely on the help of a friend to make his way out of the bash, he was in no way asked to leave. A rep for Fassbender, who was actually at the party, tells Happening the story is “...incorrect. Everyone was glad that he was there and no one was asked to leave early, but hey, feel free to just make it up, huh."

Diplomat's Son, directed by David Fincher, produced by Eric's Frontline Films and released by Horizon Pictures, opens Friday.

Yuk!

Recently back from an extended vacation, Flip Brothers member Ritchie Steven has had to clear the air about a rumor that he has encountered.

A story that’s been floating around claims that RS was forced to strip down on an airplane after a fellow passenger allegedly vomited on him. According to the gossip, a woman aboard the same flight as Ritchie supposedly spewed all over her window... and RS’ cashmere sweater.

But, according to a spokesperson from Flip Brothers Studio, that never happened.

“I heard about that” the rep stated. “That is utterly made-up. I don’t know where that stuff comes from. It’s fantastic, it sounds like a great story. I just hope it doesn't dissuade people from enjoying a great meal like one you'd find at Flip Brothers Pizzeria.”

Here He Comes to Save the Day!

A new arrival has found its way onto the release calendar.

A yet-to-be-named superhero film is set to open on December 13. Helmed by Paramore, it is described as "An original superhero short film from Paramore and Four Tops Studio!"

No word has been given on what kind of film... action, dark, light-hearted... it will be, nor any talent connected to the project. But some at the Happening offices have a theory.

Could this be the big thing that Justin Bieber has been working on in private? Thoughts have so far leaned to either Serial Killing for Dummies 7 or TCW XV. But would a superhero movie be more in the singer's line?

"I could, like, so totally see Justin as a superhero" remarked a young fan when she heard the news. "He's, like, super cute and super macho. He could beat the bad guys and look good doing it. Oh, he could even sing his own theme! I sure hope it's him."

Emails to Paramore have yet to be answered. When will we learn more of the film? We at Happening are looking forward to it.

Actor to Make TV Appearance

November 12 marks a new week for the current session of HTG TV. With twelve weeks available, more television shows are possible. Starting its bi-monthly rotation on Tuesday will be Miracle Pictures' adaptation of The Twilight Zone. Based on the iconic series from Rod Serling, Marlowe of Miracle Pictures plans on a mixture of retelling classic stories and some originals of his own.

Tuesday's episode will be The Last Rites of Jeff Sapperstein, adapted from The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtleback that appeared fifty years ago on the original show. Marlowe's version will star Seth Rogen in a rare HTG TV appearance.

"It's about a fellow who rises from his coffin at his funeral" explained Marlowe. "Needless to say, he freaks out a lot of people."

All starring will be Danny McBride and Sarah Silverman. The latter appeared with Rogen in Marlowe's A Summary Protest.

The only series regular will be Will Arnett, who takes the place of the late Rod Serling as the show's narrator.

Visit The Twilight Zone and other shows for week 2 on Tuesday, November 12.

Bieber Sleeps, Enjoys Dreams of Nachos and Ice Cream. Rocky Road, Perhaps

Could that be Justin Bieber sleeping?

It is. According to representatives of the singer/aspiring actor, he has been doing so much last-minute work on a project that he has been exhausted. What is that project? The reps would not say.

Rumor has it that the project is a sequel to an HTG film. Which one? Bieber has been allegedly been connected to more than one... The upcoming Serial Killing for Dummies 7 and TCW XV.

"He might be a serial killer's victim" pondered a local movie fan. "Then again, I could see him making an appearance at a wrestling event. Who knows."

Serial Killing 7 enters buzz soon. TCW XV will appear in December. It looks like we will not have to wait long for the answer.

HTG TV Arrives, Producers Celebrate With Yogurt Wrestling Bears

The wait is over. The new session of HTG TV has arrived!

Six shows are available this week, with two by each network.

"All six are winners" exclaimed a happy participant in HTG Chat when the shows opened.

Voting for these particular shows will take place when the next buzz vote takes place. Do you have an initial favorite?

Good luck to all of the shows. Enjoy!

Say it Isn't So, Justin!

Perhaps the schedule changes for Amyland Studios' Serial Killing for Dummies 7 can now be explained. According to an inside source at the studio, they are trying to distance the film from the recent misbehavior of singer Justin Bieber.

According to rumors, the Biebs was recently spotted leaving a brothel in Brazil.

"I hear that he spend over three hours inside Centauros in Rio de Janeiro" remarked the ALS insider. "There are pictures of his trying to sneak out of the place with a bed sheet over himself. It didn't work."

Another rumor claims that Bieber was kicked out of his hotel for breaking rules.

"That might not be true" continued the source. "It might be something as simple as a security concern for the hotel. Bieber has mobs of well-wishers outside of those places and the businesses are concerned for the safety of other guests."

Representatives for Bieber have not returned calls concerning these rumors.

Bad Justin Bieber or not, Serial Killing for Dummies 7 opens on November 22.

You Have Just Entered...

Producer Marlowe of Miracle Pictures announced today that he will be doing a second show for this upcoming HTG TV session... The Twilight Zone. Having owned the franchise for some time, Marlowe has wanted to use it for a significant period.

"The original intent was a movie or two" Marlowe explained. "But, with time available for television, I thought that I'd give it a try. It wouldn't be weekly... Just when needed, I think. But I'm looking forward to the opportunity."

Based on the 60's anthology television series that spawned other TV shows, a film and other works based on stories from the series, Marlowe's intent is to reimagine some old favorites.

"The first one that I've done is a modern retelling of a James Best class. I have other reworkings in mind, plus some original material. We'll just have to wait and see what comes out of the ol' noggin."

The new session of HTG TV opens on Tuesday, November 5.

Poster Revealed, Green Bean Casserole is Delicious

Tesla has revealed his poster for The Inheritance, his follow-up to the successful The Magician. Starring Rachel McAdams, the movie centers on a woman who gains extra attention after receiving... an inheritance.

Of note is that this will be Kate Upton's first HTG role. Although she has appeared on countless magazine covers and in commercials, the HTG big screen has avoided her until now.

"I hope we get a bikini scene with her" remarked a movie goer at a local theatre.

"She is pleasant to look at, that's for sure" stated another.

"I hope I can get a 300 by 450 copy of that poster" said the theatre updater with hope in his eyes.

The Inheritance opens on November 8.

EIC Sleepy, Waits for Thursday to Post Important Breaking News

Or something like that. See you tomorrow!

A Friendship in the Making?

It appears that Miley Cyrus and Amy are party pals.

The two stars were spotted chatting at an HTG Hollywood hotspot over the weekend, arriving at the club separately but enjoying each other’s company after Amy approached Cyrus’ table and said "Bobo cha burrito, bitch."

Perhaps this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Amy will appear in various Baseball Mogul films over the next year. Cyrus is slated to co-star in Buttholes, recently acquired by Amyland Studios.

TV Series to Return for 12th Season

HTG TV series It's Always Me is preparing for its 12th season.

"I told a former net head that I'd be willing to do IAM forever" stated series producer Marlowe. "I enjoy doing it. I have story ideas that could make it last for years. The only difficulty is getting it all down on paper."

It's Always Me involves a businessman named Michael (Jason Segel) who signs up for an automated spouse (an Autospouse) named Monica (Rahshida Jones) who is so realistic, he falls in love with her. Monica turns out to be the perfect wife and mother.

"I've got links to all of the past seasons, for those new to IAM and want to catch up" continued Marlowe. "I'm always willing to answer whatever questions readers would have."

It's Always Me will begin with HTG TV's opening on November 5.

Creepy New Show Promises to Thrill

JDog84 is no stranger to HTG TV, having already produced Diamond Records and Roommates. His next launch into television will be titled along the line of The Skeleton Bridge Chronicles. It will feature a running story about murder, mayhem and mystery in a sleepy town.

"I don't have a cast yet, but I know that I'll be looking for an older actress" JDog84 explained.

Hmm. Perhaps Miss Midler should be contacted?

The new session of HTG TV opens on November 5.

Biebs Not in Film, Probs in Another

Although Brianc2008 of Horizon Pictures has been very open about who will be starring in the studio's upcoming western A Son's Revenge, the studio head/producer felt it was necessary on Sunday night to make an announcement.

"Justin Bieber will not have a role in A Son's Revenge."

Cheers erupted at the statement. The jubilation would be short-lived, however.

"He likely will have a part, though, in our upcoming campus comedy."

Although he has had several jobs in HTG Hollywood, Justin Bieber still seems to be the subject of ridicule.

Is it jealousy? Fear? Ignorance?

A Son's Revenge, sans Justin Bieber, opens on November 8.

At Least They Weren't Chocolate Double Chunk

Rachel McAdams revealed recently that she does not take well to oatmeal raisin cookies. The actress, who stars in film The Inheritance, stated that she was having trouble with hiccups, so a friend recommended the cookies as a cure.

Things did not go as expected.

McAdams recalled "I had one of the cookies and by the time I sat down, my brain started to go wacko. I wasn't thinking normally. I was hallucinating!"

And then things got weird.

"I started seeing a dancing dog in front of me. It kept saying 'Cha cha cha!' I was going crazy! I finally settled down after a few hours."

The Inheritance, Tesla's next film, will be released by Catalyst Studios on November 8.

Choppy Choppy No More Saki

Health officials were called to Carne Diem this week when customers complained about the chef being "out of sorts" and "maniacal."

Fortunately for the meat-only eatery, the person in question was not an employee of the restaurant, but singer-actress Bette Midler in costume.

"I was on my way to a costume party" Midler explained. "Who would have thought that a trip to pick up some Lil Smokies would cause this trouble?"

Midler, who has not appeared in an HTG film since 2006, mentioned that she is available for casting.

"Give an old broad a chance!" she stated.

That Baby's Going to Hurl!

More disagreement with Baseball Mogul Productions emerged this week when a local couple issued a lawsuit against the company and Amyland Studios. According to the lawsuit, the couple took their infant with them last week to see the comedic horror thriller Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier. And, ever since they returned home, the child refuses to stop spinning in place like the shark-filled tornadoes in the film.

"It's almost impossible to feed her" cried the mother, Edna Crotchstein. "We've tried holding her in place, but she quickly breaks loose and spins again. We don't know what to do."

"I think their baby is wacko" was the unofficial reply from an unidentified employee at Baseball Mogul. "That's like going to a zombie movie and blaming the makers of the film when you start eating your neighbors. It just doesn't make sense."

While there have been no other reports of uncontrolled spinning due to the film, Mrs. Crotchstein seems adamant.

"It's just a matter of time" she continued. "Just you wait. If they don't pull that movie from theatres, we'll have people spinning all over this town ."

Citizens of HTG Hollywood who witness out-of-control spinning are asked to notify the local police.

Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier continues in theatres this week.

New Cast Member for Controversial Film Added

Despite not being picked up yet by a studio and protests by parenting groups, Baseball Mogul Productions continues to work on their horror comedy feature Buttholes. With Creed Bratton and Miley Cyrus proposed to star, BM has added Wanda Sykes to the cast list.

"She'd be the voice of one of the buttholes" a representative of the producer explained. "She's a great talent and a perfect fit for the part."

Creative minds have also been at work, looking to taglines for when the film will eventually be released.

"We put the 'rear' in Rear Window" is one of the newest suggestions.

"If this horrible thing makes it to theatres, I'm moving to Canada" declared a protestor on yet another day picketing Baseball Mogul.

Stay tuned to Happening for further developments on Buttholes.

Next? Kraut and Mayo!

According to rumors going around HTG Hollywood, It's Always Me star Jason Segel is publishing a cook book. Apparently Segel is so thrilled with his ability to make delicious hot dogs, he wants the world to be able to share his skill.

But, according to the actor's rep, this is not true.

"Sure, Mr. Segel enjoys a nice hot dog now and then" explained the representative. "But a recipe book of them? No way. That's a little silly."

Besides the upcoming twelfth season of the HTG TV series It's Always Me, Segel has a part in the Catalyst Studios release The Inheritance. Authored by Tesla, it will be the next film following the successful The Magician. The dramedy will open on November 8.

"Maybe we'll have hot dogs at the premiere" joked a Catalyst staffer.

New HTG TV Rules Arrive for New Session

Here's the post that TV Dewd Czartim made concerning the upcoming session of HTG TV. Questions should be directed to the TV forum of the message board.

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Alright, I've done most of the groundwork for the OnDemand system, and I'm confident we can launch on November 1st assuming there are no major objections.

- TV will be once a week, every week with the exception of break months. - 3 break months a year (we'll decide the actual dates later, but hopefully schedule around times when htg is typically slow) - A network can air up to 3 episodes per week. - There are no penalties for missing a week - if a producer is late you can just push the episode a week back.

- There will be a monthly sheet similar to our current session sheets which will allow netheads to schedule ahead of time. - The sheet will have a schedule page which pulls data automatically from the mdb, so it'll look almost identical to the current schedule page except that it will A) scale w/ number of episodes B) not need an admin to input redundant info to create the schedule page.

- Twice a month there will be a voting page which will serve for both buzz voting and a 1-10 vote for each episode aired since the last voting period. - Voting will last a week. - Deadline for new shows to enter buzz will be the 14th and last day of every month. Voting will go up the following day.

- Ratings will be determined by Showpoints. - Showpoints formula will go unchanged with the exception that the Watch It Now votes will be the average from the 1-10 vote - To encourage consistent content, the est. average episode income will be tied to the number of episodes a network airs in the month. - Airing 1-3 episodes will make considerably less, but airing max will be a nice boost. - Average showpoints is added to the total, so airing higher quality shows will boost the profit per episode. - Looking at roughly 20m average gross per episode.

- A show's season can be 12 episodes max. You could still do a weekly show without delays, but after 12 the next season starts. - A show's season ends automatically if no episode has aired within 4 weeks -- break months don't count against it. - Alternatively, the NetHead can end a season whenever. - After a show's season ends, TS changes / cap boosts are determined (formulas tbd). - You need to buzz / repay cast for each new season.

- I think we'll get rid of Casting Central / one show per talent until production schedules go live or we come up with a better alternative. - Sets are assigned to a show at the start of a season, and cannot be changed until that show's season is over -- at which point it's available for reuse. - Things like showography and syndie go unchanged. - No more Upfronts, though I was considering doing things like Sweep weeks and other events. We'll worry about that later.

New Television Rules to Take Effect

More to come. Stay tuned to Happening as this develops.

If Burritos Are So Tasty, Why Doesn't My Spellcheck Accept 'Em?

Protestors lined the sidewalk in front of Baseball Mogul Productions today to show their disagreement with Pedro's newest pitch, Buttholes.

"It's soft core porn" stated one protestor.

"Is this the kind of film we want in our theatres?" said another.

The Creed Bratton/Miley Cyrus comedy has yet to be picked up by a studio. What is the anticipation by Baseball Mogul?

"We hope to see it out," mentioned one production company staff member. "Even if it has to be tweaked a little. Please note that's tweaked, not twerked!"

No word yet has come if the protestors plan on returning for a second day.

Yeehaw and Bobo Chili Frijito

Some residents of HTG Hollywood tend to stay busy. Actress Betty White does her best to be active whenever she's not filming a TV or movie role.

Miss White stopped by the construction in the downtown of the city to lend a hand on Monday. She enjoyed helping to take down an old structure near the Faulkner building, lending plenty "yeehaw" yells.

"She was a hoot to have around" remarked a construction worker. "She did tire easily, but after a half hour in her trailer, she was ready to get going again."

White last appeared in 2012's The Wheelbarrow. Rumor has it that she will appear in another Miracle Pictures project soon.

"As long as she makes time to have fun with us down here," finished the construction worker, "I'm fine with her film work."

I Knew She Was a Swinger!

Visitors to the Miracle Pictures Studio lot last weekend were treated to a view of singer Katy Perry swinging across a backlot jungle scene in a skimpy outfit. What was the purpose?

According to studio buzz, Katy was filming a scene for a new Miracle Pictures Productions movie. With Grave Robbers arriving Friday, will this be the next release by Marlowe?

"Who knows" remarked a studio employee who wished to remain anonymous. "Marlowe's got a lot of irons in the fire. You just never know what will be next."

Katy's curvaceous form in a skimpy jungle outfit... Could a female version of Tarzan be on the way? The studio staffer would not comment.

"Maybe she'd be Jane" guessed a studio guest. "That would be cool, too. But who would be Tarzan?"

Happening will continue to track this story as it develops.

Shoulda Ordered Carne Diem to Start!

Patricia Azarcoya is a successful Latin writer and producer, but she may not be that great in the kitchen. On Saturday night, while cooking dinner for husband Rob Schneider and their child, she set off the fire alarm in their home.

Fortunately, nothing serious happened beyond that.

"We went ahead and got Carne Diem takeout" Patricia noted. "Sorry, neighbors, for all of the commotion."

Husband Rob, who typically stars in comedies, leads a Wes Craven horror film next Friday. Grave Robbers centers on a down-on-his-luck Korean War vet who turns to cemetery theft to hopefully one day strike it rich.

"I'm looking forward to the chance of pace" remarked Rob while waiting to return to his home.

Good Food on the Menu for Action Star

Few things can beat a good night out at a good restaurant. Arnold Schwarzenegger found this to be true when he spent a night earlier this week enjoying the food at local eatery Flip Brothers Pizzeria.

"He ate a big bowl of spaghetti and most of a deep dish supreme pizza" explained a waiter who observed the former California Governor. "He had quite a few bottles of beer, too, plus some wine. He left full and very happy."

Despite not appearing in an HTG film since 2009's Phil Scotto For President, Schwarzenegger seems to enjoy the high life.

"He had a sweet ride" continued the waiter. "Nice clothes and, let's say, an attractive friend. I don't know why he's been off the movie screens for so long. Maybe someone will come up with something for him soon."