Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A Break From What?

Carrot Top is set to step back from his busy schedule as a leading man in HTG films. In a new interview with this news source, the red-headed comic actor reveals that he plans to take a break.

“I’ve been doing it too much,” Carrot Top said of acting. “I’ve lost perspective on what I’m doing. I think it’s good for me to take a break and reassess why I’m doing it and how I’m doing it. And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that.”

He adds, “I need a break from myself as much as I imagine the audience does. There’s a lot of pressure to be the lead of a film."

Although, upon examining the HTGmdb, the actor has not appeared in anything with HTG since 2011's Poop Protest, Carrot Top is trying to keep a good perspective. And while the star may indeed take a brief hiatus from acting, his motivation seems to be a desire to make smart choices as his career escalates.

“The more opportunities I’m given, the more I learn about how easy it is to (expletive) it up,” he tells Happening. “You fight for freedom and then you get it, and then you have enough rope to hang yourself. It’s like trying to exercise some restraint because I do have so much freedom.”

In the mean time, those who miss Carrot Top can visit him at his second job, manager of the Sweet Forever Suites.

"It's better than staring at congested traffic" he concluded.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Chat Server Crashes, Terrorists Suspected

It's an event straight from a film, or almost.

On Sunday afternoon, HTG Chat saw a flurry of quotes from the action blockbuster Die Hard. Including well-known phrases such as "Now I have a machine gun, too, ho-ho-ho" and "The quarterback is toast," the exchange of quotes also included lesser-known ones such as "I prefer strawberry jam, thank you" and "Is that a machine gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?".

The quotefest was cut short, however, when a chat member with the name hgindahouse24 declared "Enough is enough!" Chat screens across HTG Hollywood went offline. Fortunately, chat was restored shortly after. When returning chatters asked what happened, someone with the handle johnnysavesthedayagain said "ur welcome" and signed off.

What was the cause of the chat termination. Is the abundance of Die Hard quotes leading to something more?

"I think the flipconspiracy may be back!" announced a chatter who wished to remain anonymous.

All residents are invited to come to HTG Chat today to participate in the newest HTG Awards. Who will take home the Golden Yodas?