Will Actress Return for Film?

With the sixth installment of Baseball Mogul's Serial Killing for Dummies coming in May, fans of the series have an important question... Will Parker Posey return?

"Why else watch the thing?" stated an excited movie goer after a visit to a local theatre.

Miss Posey was recently questioned about the upcoming movie while exiting Mega Mart. The actress avoided answering, however, and quickly hopped into a nearby vehicle.

Unfortunately, Miss Posey entered the wrong vehicle. Apparently the SUV that she was looking for was a short distance away. Fortunately, the driver of the vehicle was thrilled to have the actress aboard.

"She was scared at first, I think," stated the owner of the late model Toyota Hybrid. "But I assured her that everything was all right. We ate some Red Vines and listened to some tunes until the offending reporter went away. She quickly jumped out and went to her own SUV. But she left her shopping bags on the floor. Sweet score for me! Of course, if she wants the Adam West action figure back, she can contact me."

Questions concerning the casting toward Amyland Studios were replied with a "cha" and "coco chacoco."

Serial Killing for Dummies 6 opens on May 17.

TCW Total Mayhem 2 Releases Soundtrack

By Lucian Carter

TCW is at it again with a brand new soundtrack for the action-packed TCW Total Mayhem 2.

Seven songs are featured on the CD:

Limp Bizkit- Head for the Barricade – Theme to Total Mayhem 2

Pacific Islander Song - The Samoan Wildboyz

Pirates of the Caribbean Theme – Hugh de Aske

Cool – Carlito Colon

Rattlesnake – Promise – Dan Paysan

Big Bossman – The Bossholes

Hollywood – The Rock

Also included is a secret bonus track for the mystery entrant for the Total Mayhem 2. Total Mayhem 2 is in theatres now!

Actress Visits Toy Store With Sons

Angelina Jolie took her sons Pax and Knox to the Mega Mart's toy store this weekend. The boys were entranced by the many offerings, but ended up leaving the location without any purchases.

"No Amy action figures?!" declared Jolie. "The boys were severely disappointed. Sure, there was a Parker Posey figure here, a Mark Addy play set there, but no Amy. Why open a toy store if you're not going to sell something covering the industry's number one violent lesbian dog? It's absurd."

Toy store management promised to look into obtaining some Amy toys in the near future.

The release date for Amy's next feature is not yet known.