Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Former Mayor Expecting



It's official. Former mayor of HTG Hollywood, Megan Fox, is pregnant.  A source close to the actress and her husband, Brian Austi Green, confirmed the news to Happening this afternnon. Speculation that Fox is expecting has swirled for several weeks. We’ve bee told she’s due at the end of the summer.

Green already has a 10-year-old son with ex-wife and hottie Vanessa Marcil. He and Fox wed in Hawaii in 2010.

The question remains, however... Didn't Fox resign as city head because of a pregnancy last year? The actress was sporting a rather large belly bump. What became of that child? Was it sold to Nike to appear in a number of tennis shoe ads? Does it have a part-time job at Flip Brothers Pizza?

Only Fox can tell us for sure, and she ain't telling.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Business Mogul Salutes Pedro and Pet



Donald Trump is a well-known fan of Baseball Mogul Productions. He's especially proud of what happened to an overly eager reporter who tried to kiss BMP head Pedro last week at a red carpet event. When the newsman got too close to HTG Hollywood's most prolific writer, Pedro's dog Amy leaped to action and bit the would-be kisser.

"I wish other producers would bring their dogs to events!" declared Trump. "Not just dogs, but bears and lions. Whatever. Pushy reporters would get theirs!'

Pedro's newest film, Drugged, opens this Friday.

Fox Scores Broadcast Rights To 7-Year-Old Film (By Teufel)



The Fox Network announced this morning that it had secured the broadcast rights to “Templars of Steel,” a fantasy film released in 2005 by the now defunct Alexander Corporation and produced by Decepticon Liberation Front. Fox chairman Steven Rylance was available for a brief comment, laying out his vision. “With 'Game of Thrones' so popular, I figured we could release literally anything and people would gobble it up. They're stupid and will just be like ooooh, fantasy, me watch!” He had a hearty chuckle before straightening his tie, apparently unaware that there were no cameras. “So, when does the interview start?” he asked me with an ignorant grin.

Some industry watchers were a bit baffled as Decepticon Liberation Front is run by Teufel, one of the network heads of HTG's very own Devil Ray Television . “Tim wasn't willing to fork over enough money,” was Teufel's explanation, referring to co-network head CzarTim. When asked if this was a sign of a rift in the leadership of DRTV, Teufel assured me rumors of him plotting Tim's death were complete works of fiction. When it was pointed out no one had mentioned anything remotely like that Teufel mumbled something about a previous engagement and then went and hid in the bathroom of his own office.