Producer/Megastar Chris Harmer was nearly crushed today by adoring female fans as he left the grocery store. The Canada native only had to walk about ten steps from the store's exit to an awaiting car but, without security by his side, he was mobbed by dozens of screaming young women.
"I forgot what a sensation an action star can be in HTG Hollywood" Harmer commented. "Back in the day I would have really appreciated that, and I still do to some extent, but I'm a married man now. I'm off the market. Sorry, ladies. Come see my movies!"
Harmer is the subject of two upcoming science fiction films by competing producers. Old ally Teufel is penning Harmercide, a mixture of The Sixth Day and Glee. Marlowe is writing a post apoc film that has not yet been titled.
As for Harmer's writing, he has been hired by Miracle Pictures to bring a new Die Hard film to theatres.
"It's not easy being me," concluded Harmer with a smile. "But someone has to be me. It might as well be, well, me."
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