Friday, September 20, 2013

Second Job Means Lots of Pretzel Eating Time for Actress

Despite appearing in over 200 films for Baseball Mogul Productions, actress Parker Posey has found the need to get a second job. Now serving as a librarian here in HTG Hollywood, Posey is taking her tasks very seriously.

"She's an asset to the library" explained her supervisor, Head Librarian George Smoots. "She can stamp dates like there's no tomorrow. And she's crazy organized. I'd hate to think where we'd be without her."

"It doesn't pay a lot, but I could use the cash," Posey commented. "If only Baseball Mogul would make more films. I'd be sitting pretty. But, alas, I can only accept what I am offered."

Will Posey return in Serial Killing for Dummies 7?

"I don't know" the actress concluded. "We'll just have to wait to see if Pedro does the right thing."

Serial Killing for Dummies 7 opens November 1.

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