Just Because He Likes Flannel Doesn't Mean He Likes Pancakes, Dude

A junior high student named Leroy "Slammaster L" Peterson claimed he was inspired by TCW's latest wrestling event, Hotter Than Hell Part I, when he allegedly bodyslammed a classmate at Polanski Middle School in on Friday afternoon.

"Hey, they do it in TCW," the student declared after release by the HTG Hollywood police. "Mick Foley does that all the time. He even hits the other guys with a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire. Gosh. And I can't gently put someone down on the floor in the hall outside of English class? It's no fair."

Charges have not yet been filed against Peterson, though he attended his first anger therapy session on Monday.

TCW Hotter Than Hell Part I is currently in theatres. Part II will appear in March.

Not a Real HTG Movie, But HTG Movies Aren't Real, Either. Ironic, Isn't It?

It's time for HTG Hollywood's Yoda Award nominations. A fine set of films were shown during the designated time. Who will bring home the prestigious trophies?

Generally staying away from the nominating process through the years, long-time resident Marlowe has tossed his two cents onto the message board and has asked for creative nominations.

"I figured that I might as well," the producer recently remarked. "I've put a lot of hard, reliable work into the artistic process. Might as well get some recognition. Heaven knows that I haven't been paid for each piece. What the heck, huh."

Marlowe also said that he has not decided if he will post any considerations for other work.

"We'll see what kind of energy I have" he concluded with a chuckle.

Pup Poses Problem for Police

Canine actor Little One, who was last seen in Baseball Mogul's Dog Party, allegedly lied to police and fellow cast members about owning the vacant HTG Malibu home she’s been accused of burglarizing. She was charged with burglary and grand theft after allegedly taking thousands of dollars in property from an unoccupied residence near where she was filming the Shakespearean adaptation The Taming of the Poodle.

There may be a problem with Little One’s story. The police report of the incident indicates that she misled authorities into believing he owned the home that was burglarized. An unnamed co-star also reportedly claims Little Bit lied to him about owning the property and even instructed the film's production crew to go into the house and make off with items like a pool heater, leather sofa and six-foot long chew toy.

Released on bail on Thursday, Little One characterized the whole thing as a “misunderstanding,” claiming it had been “blown out of proportion” and complaining that “good news doesn’t travel this fast.” She told the press that “It will all get cleared up. You’ll see. You can't keep me from making movies and entertaining the masses."

Blah Blah Blah and Something About Taylor Swift

With just a couple days remaining before the release of RandomName's thriller Killbus, little is known about the nature of the movie. A (partial?) cast advertisement was posted on the HTG message board, but what is the movie about? Investigation from this news source has come up with some probable answers.

Killbus stars Aziz Ansari as Tariq, a man anxious to find work after his television series has ended. He meets Deepak, portrayed by Vin Diesel, whose job forces him to replace hundreds of D-sized batteries in public transportation so that the vehicles will run on time. When Deepak's horde of power cells are stolen, he enlists new friend Tarik to track down the thieving culprit.

Calls to Flip Brothers Studio have not been returned as of this writing to confirm this storyline.

Also featured are Emma Watson as Kelly, who sympathizes with Tariq, because after her graduation from a mysterious school, she has not found the level of work that she was accustomed to. She cozies up to Dev Patel's Rikesh, the winner of game show money.

"It seems to be the logical route" stated an anonymous news reporter. "If they ain't going to give us a hint, we've got to guess."

Killbus is currently available for buzz vote and will be opening on Friday.

If Joan Jett Loves Rock 'N Roll, Why Did She Eat My Funyuns?

Justin Bieber gets hit with eggs in the first promo for an as-yet untitled Miracle Pictures film featuring the singer. Along with the video of a shirtless Bieber repeatedly getting pelted with eggs in slow-motion, Will Ferrell is revealed to be the person throwing the objects.

The reference, of course, is to the incident in which Bieber in January 2014 egged his then-neighbor’s home in Calabasas, California. The egging was caught on camera by the neighbor. Bieber eventually struck a plea deal for misdemeanor vandalism, and had to pay his former neighbor $80,000 in damages and do community service.

Bieber and Ferrell last appeared together in Poop: The Western, although they did not share scenes.

"This one won't be a Poop film" explained a representative of Miracle Pictures. "Ferrell has a larger part than the Biebs, but they enjoy the time they do spend together."

The date of the movie has yet to be determined, although Spring is rumored.

Picture Problem Temporarily Fixed, Editor Claims Gremlins Live in His Computer

Nicholas Brendon was arrested for felony grand theft and criminal mischief after refusing to pay for his expenses at HTG Hollywood's Rosevelt Hotel on Monday. The Scream 3 (Baseball Mogul) star, in town to possibly have ear surgery done, allegedly got drunk, trashed his room, fell asleep in a hotel employee’s office and refused to take care of his bill.

It has confirmed with officials with HTG Police that Brendon was arrested and charged (see his mug shot above) after damaging his room to the tune of $4 million (gosh, HTG is expensive) and racking up a $34 million food and beverage bill that he refused to pay.

Brendon was arrested last October at Flip Brothers Pizza. The actor was busted for “malicious injury to property” and resisting and obstructing officers of the law after causing a disturbance at the eatery.

"I said no green peppers!" the actor declared.

Brendon has not appeared on HTG big screens for three and a half years.

"I'll work for pizza!" he recently declared at a casting office. "Just no green peppers!"