She Is? Duh.

For weeks the citizens of HTG Hollywood wondered where the leader of the city, Megan Fox, had gone to. What was the purpose of her absence? When would she return? When would she explain the situation?

When Mayor Fox returned just under two weeks ago, she promised (through spokesman Assistant Mayor R. Wilson) that all questions would be answered soon. And, during the last week, Wilson stated that this weekend those answers would be coming.

Saturday was the day. On the steps of the city building downtown just after noon, a gathering of HTG luminaries waited for the arrival of the mayor. Once the crowd was quieted, Mayor Fox exited Briel Tower. The whispers among those present represented the obvious.

Megan Fox is most definitely pregnant.

Following is a summary of the mayor's announcement.

Mayor Fox discovered that she was with child just after the year began. She knew that the programs that her administration had started would not see completion if she immediately resigned. Through her programs, the mayor felt, the city would greatly benefit.

The mayor left the public eye of the city while not only her programs grew, but so did her unborn child. Now that much of what was begun has come to be, Mayor Fox felt that it was time to move on.

And so, the leader announced, she would be stepping down as mayor as of the end of the weekend. During that time, any casting of Mayor Fox that allows a bonus to her would be allowed. Once Monday begins, all announcements concerning her casting must be made. (Although visitors may not see the change immediately at Briel Tower.)

Effective Monday, a temporary mayor will take office. The name of this person was not given.

"Big things are coming, I can tell" commented a politico present at the announcement.

Residents of HTG Hollywood should stay tuned for further information concerning Megan Fox's exit as mayor and the new city administration.