Meat the Day!

Business at HTG eateries have increased over the last weeks, according to a report provided by the mayor's office. Wishing to return to the restaurant business, long-time resident Marlowe has opened Carne Diem, a meat-themed dining experience.

"We serve meat and that's it!" is the slogan of Carne Diem. No veggies or fruit dishes are available, according to the restaurant's opening display.

"We've got pizza. We've got bread. I wanted something different," explained managing owner Marlowe. "I'm a big fan of steaks, ribs, roasted chicken and other cooked meats. I wanted to give fellow citizens of HTG Hollywood a place to go to enjoy what I enjoy."

Apparently celebrities enjoy Carne Diem as well. Some enjoy the restaurant so much that they eat themselves to a stupor. Rumor has it that these celebrities may be taken home and used in movies or television shows.

"I can't confirm or deny that" Marlowe commented with a sly grin. "That's kidnapping, right? I wouldn't want to advocate that."