Friday, July 16, 2010

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Writing movie scripts with ease will be possible someday, according to noted physicist Stephen Hawking.

"With the Scriptotron," says Hawking, "it's possible to see the final movie production from the future before the film is even written. I know that this sounds like crackpot time travel theory, but it is not. I used to avoid discussing looking into the future, for fear of being labeled a nut. But those days are gone.

"With the remarkable device that scientists are developing, a microscopic wormhole is expanded, allowing us to view a movie from the future. After watching the film, it's simple enough to write the script for it. It's that easy."

According to Hawking, difficulties plagued the original testing of the Scriptotron. The only movies that were retrieved featured an elderly Andy Dick. But, with that and other kinks worked out, the machine may be in producer hands at any time.

"It will be a boon to the movie industry" Hawking concluded.

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