Advertised as HTG Hollywood's "coolest hotspot," Club Siberia has been the highlight of HTG party life for years. If a patron is lucky, he might find himself in the club's backroom, rubbing elbows with talent ranging from A-listers to those not worthy of a commercial during Jersey Shore.
Unfortunately, it can be rough in the backroom. That's why the legendary Mr. T formed a bodyguard service for those too nervous to venture into the danger by themselves. With people such as Sin City's Gail and the Jedi Master Yoda in his employ, visitors to the backroom often left with their hide intact.
But now it seems that those visitors will have to lay it on the line again. According to signs posted out front of the downtown location, Mr. T's bodyguards are on strike.
"We ain't got no time for jibba jabba" the former A-Team star declared during a recent chat. "Times is tough for all of us. We deserve better consideration for the service we provide. But that fool Honolulu Lou ain't having it. He says we have to keep our prices the way they are. I say he can kiss his safety net goodbye. Until the management of Club Siberia can meet our terms, we're walking."
Although this simply means that anyone who wishes to gain a celebrity friend at the Club Siberia backroom can still do so, it will be without Mr. T's protection. That is, until the club's management can come to terms with the bodyguards.
Honolulu Lou, club manager, could not be reached for comment.
1 comment:
If i had a bodygard it would be tito ortez cause he dosnt mind even hitting his ho wife so you know he would hit people trying to hit me if i paid him so i would pick tito ortez.
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