Crime Doesn't Pay Unless You Get Away

HTG Hollywood can sometimes be an unsafe place to work and live. Actor Kal Penn discovered this after a recent visit to Downtown's coldest hotspot, Club Siberia.

According to a source at HTG Police, Penn was in the men's room at the club's notorious back room when he was approached by a hooded man with a pistol. The robber ordered Penn to hand over his wallet and other unspecified valuables.

"The wisecracks that he makes on film didn't help him then" the anonymous officer reported.

Penn, who recently appeared as a guest on DRTV's show It's Always Me, had to be sedated after the harrowing incident.

"It's a good thing Honolulu Lou didn't catch the mugger" a club guest commented. "Lou doesn't put up with such things at his place... unless he's a part of it."

As of this writing, the bandit has not been aprehended, nor has any of Penn's valuables been recovered.

"I bet he goes to the can with a bud from now on, huh" remarked another club goer.