Saturday, April 24, 2010

It's Always So Hard to Say Goodbye


Later Tonight with CzarTim is undergoing a cast change due to a recent controversial allegation made towards one of the stars of the show. "People have been calling Aziz a racist and it has been hurting our ratings," said DRTV co-head Quantum. "I mean, we're losing to a show called Scanners based on that movie. Because, seriously, how low can you go when one Indian (Scanners' Pablo Silveria) is getting all of the viewers? And not the other (Later Tonight's Aziz Ansari)." Aziz's replacement is going to be named shortly?

No, I'm sorry, that's not the real deal. A cast change is being made, but it's actually in regards to that of Later Tonight announcer Steven Seagal. Apparently his recent controversy involving 'sexual slavery' has been deamed "unsavory" by the higher-ups at DRTV. "Male on Male sexual harrassment is fine," stated one annonymous DRTV executive, "but male on female sexual harrassment? Well, that's just a big no-no."

Being named as Steven's replacment is Luke Skywalker himself - Mark Hamill. In a quote issued by Quantum, he stated "Mark's the right fit. He's voiced the Joker and he's been a lead in a Star Wars film. He's just got such a wide range, why wouldn't we want him to be an announcer for our Late Tonight talk show?"

Later Tonight with CzarTim, the third highest rated series on HTG: TV circa Session 9, is returning for Session 10. Keep your eyes peeled for more announcments about LTWCT and other DRTV series as Session 10 draws closer.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

THers this guy where I live who he fought segal once and beat him and segel he was mad because the other guy one I think his name was Jasper something. But Jasper he got some leg diseese and had to have one of them cut off at the knee so now segel could probly beat him but not if he had to legs because segel isnt as good as people they think he is.

Lucian Carter said...

Major improvement!