Wednesday, February 3, 2010

That Guy Looks Like He Ate Two Week-Old Meatloaf and a Bottle of Fresca That's Been Open for Five Days. Not the Best Lunch, You Know.


With few movies being released during the slow winter months of January and Feburary, it came as a large disappointment this week to HTG film fans when the sole release, Boytoy Beta, was not available for viewing.

"There's just the pdf file," moaned a local movie watcher unable to view the film. "And it's damaged. You'd figure the studio of producer or the website creator would check on this. But, here it is Wednesday, and still no film. That's a vote of 1 from me. Even then, that's 1 more than it deserves. It isn't showing!"

Also of disappointment this week is the only film in buzz, A Story About Life.

Another saddened movie fan chimed in. "Remember when films would advertise? I couldn't tell you thing one about this new flick. Oh well. Maybe they don't want people to go see it. That's not how I would release a movie, but I don't run a studio. I guess they have a plan. They must, right?"

Will the following week's new movie, MacGuffin, be promoted in anticipation of release?

"Who knows. Really, who knows. Some people might even buzz these poorly advertised films high. Why? Again, who knows."

4 comments:

Tim Lewis said...

Works fine for me on my Mac and PC.

Marlowe said...

You don't count. Start shaving and get back with us.

Pow.

It doesn't work for some others.

Anyway, RS has uploaded an html version, available now through the message board.

Yay. Read up, dawgs.

Marlowe said...

Someone pointed out to me that the movie coming up for buzz from Hoose does have an ad. I just don't think that it's enough. back in the day we'd see multiple ads, news stories, etc. We've all been slacking.

Bad us.

Marlowe said...

That's stories, plural.

I should probably set an example with my next release.

Hmm. But I don't know when that will be.

But I probably should.