Hey, It's Not an Editorial. It's an Honest Story. With an Opinion at the End. Really.

Movie afficianados across HTG Hollywood are perplexed at the winning selection of the most recent Franchise Game, Killer Condom. The German film, based on a comic, features... the above... as it chews its way through the genitalia of its victims. Included is a detective who has conflicted feelings about a gigolo he encounters during the investigation. The winner of the property, Pedro, has been anxious to do the adaptation for some time. But how do the residents of the city feel?

"Killer Condom? Really?" pondered one film fan.

"Can Pedro make this without stepping into an X rating?" asked another.

"I think it's bold. Daring. I can hardly wait." stated an oddly smiling man.

The staff at Happening look forward to the advertisements for Killer Condom when the film is done. Let's hope that some fashion of taste is maintained.