Thank Goodness The Thieves Didn't Steal Those Really Big Italian Olives. I Love Those Things.

Management of HTG Hollywood's number one Italian eatery, Flip Brothers Pizzeria, were shocked when they arrived at the restaurant on Friday morning to discover that one of their delivery vehicles was missing. But as soon as a call to the police was about to be made, Chief Carl O. Winslow phoned first... The car had been found crashed at a residential area in the Valley.

According to the police, there is no evidence of who stole the delivery vehicle. The area was searched and security cameras at nearby locations checked, but no clue has risen about the identity of the culprit(s).

"It'sa particularly frustrata-ing, it is" remarked a spokesperson from the pizzeria. "It'sa lika these bad people, theya don't want the city to hava the best pizza they can get. Iya hear about thisa flipsabrothersconspiracia and always Iya laugh. But now, Iya think there mighta be something to it."

"Don't worry" explained another representative from the eatery. "We have enough vehicles and drivers to get you your pizza fix. Give us a call and we'll get you a pie lickity split."