Sunday, February 21, 2010

New Poster Located, Promises Heavy Duty Moustache Action


As mentioned on The Times recently (see link in upper left column), teaser posters for Fortune City have been popping up across the city. But, in true teaser fashion, nothing is being said about the content of the film. Obviously, it's a western. But what kind of western? Our in-house analysts have this to say:

1) Josh Brolin plays some kind of lawman and his grandpa is around for comic relief. Kinda like Neville Brand in Laredo.

2) Women are apparently in a posse that is a part of the story. But they're forced to ride to the back, paces away from the men in the group.

3) Producer Trax has movies coming out on three consecutive weekends. History shows that whatever is released first will perform better when this happens. It's the truth; look it up.

4) It's probably a short film. Most recent releases are, sad to say.

Happening wishes Trax the best of luck with his new western and hopes to hear more about the film soon.

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