With the announcement of Rogue Net's upfronts for the new HTG TV session, the ire of one "actress" came to a boil when it was confirmed that she is no longer employed. Pamela Anderson, who appeared in various showings of the TCW series and on its pay-per-views, was not mentioned as a part of the new wrestling series' season.
"You know who they got?" exclaimed an excited Anderson. "Britney. Britney flippin' Spears. Come on! That girl would sell her children for a Happy Meal from Micky D's. I'm still in my prime. I could handle the job and get viewers to watch the show. Oh, Lucian, you made a mistake. A big mistake."
An inside source at the network, though, disagreed.
"Miss Anderson is past her prime, not in it. We decided to go with Miss Spears because she's still got a year or two left in her. She's more current, less say, and thus more likely to attract viewers. Thanks to Miss Anderson for her past work, but it's time to move on."
The new season of Rogue Net's TCW begins this March.
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Pamela Anderson remains under contract with TCW. She is not, and has never been, TCW's ring announcer, the job Ms. Spears was hired to fill. Ms. Anderson remains Rick Law's manager.
This fluff article was written when Anderson was not mentioned as part of the new season in an update by TCW. It didn't say Anderson was the announcer. It just mentioned one dumb blonde being used instead of another. Good for Anderson that she's still around. But the piece was still fluff.
I was just visiting and saw the pic. I spit up my banana. Ewww.
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