Health officials were called to Carne Diem this week when customers complained about the chef being "out of sorts" and "maniacal."
Fortunately for the meat-only eatery, the person in question was not an employee of the restaurant, but singer-actress Bette Midler in costume.
"I was on my way to a costume party" Midler explained. "Who would have thought that a trip to pick up some Lil Smokies would cause this trouble?"
Midler, who has not appeared in an HTG film since 2006, mentioned that she is available for casting.
"Give an old broad a chance!" she stated.
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