Friday, October 25, 2013

That Baby's Going to Hurl!

More disagreement with Baseball Mogul Productions emerged this week when a local couple issued a lawsuit against the company and Amyland Studios. According to the lawsuit, the couple took their infant with them last week to see the comedic horror thriller Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier. And, ever since they returned home, the child refuses to stop spinning in place like the shark-filled tornadoes in the film.

"It's almost impossible to feed her" cried the mother, Edna Crotchstein. "We've tried holding her in place, but she quickly breaks loose and spins again. We don't know what to do."

"I think their baby is wacko" was the unofficial reply from an unidentified employee at Baseball Mogul. "That's like going to a zombie movie and blaming the makers of the film when you start eating your neighbors. It just doesn't make sense."

While there have been no other reports of uncontrolled spinning due to the film, Mrs. Crotchstein seems adamant.

"It's just a matter of time" she continued. "Just you wait. If they don't pull that movie from theatres, we'll have people spinning all over this town ."

Citizens of HTG Hollywood who witness out-of-control spinning are asked to notify the local police.

Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier continues in theatres this week.

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