Why Can't We All Just... Get Along?

With nearly 50 writing credits to his name in HTG Hollywood, producer Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions is unmatched in this total. It is often asked "How in the world does he get all of this done?" The answer may have been answered during a recent session in HTG Chat. When asked about how to get some writing done by another author, Pedro made the following reply:

"Get a bot to do it. They work fast. But they're machines, so they're racists."

Uponing hearing that statement, robots across the city have joined to file a discrimination lawsuit against Pedro. Their human attorney, Jackie Chiles, made a statement at city hall this evening.

"This is an outrage. Once humans are able to master artificial intelligence, we can look forward to robots creating the world's first superior race. This superior race will revolutionize the world of sports and the fast food industry. And they will ironically be our last line of defense when robots try to take over planet Earth. This is why I feel we should all start learning to speak robot immediately. And it is why Pedro should be made to pay for his vile prejudice. You have not heard the last of my clients, Mr. Baseball Mogul."

Local robot entertainer Rudy with "friend" Kiko Mansoysauce

Pedro could not be reached for comment on these allegations as of this writing. His next film, 24: The Movie, opens this Friday.

"Don't expect any of us robots to be there when it opens" complained one robot at the press conferance.