Jay and Bob Buy Dirt, Threaten Retaliation Against Doubters

Thanks to the recent Franchise Wars hosted by Rogue Net's TCW wrestling show, Viewaskew regulars Jay and Silent Bob have some extra cash on hand. First item of business: The purchase of The Adventures of Joe Dirt on video tape.

"It's the bomb!" exclaimed Jay as he showed off his new acquisition in the front of a local hamburger eatery.

When asked why the duo did not buy the movie on DVD, Silent Bob fumed, but did not speak. Jay was more than happy to provide the explanation.

"Listen, you @#$%&s! We don't have a DVD player! DVD players are for *&%$#s! We're pure VHS!"

Second on the purchase list: Transportation to the home of each citizen of HTG Hollywood that voted against Silent Bob during the 3-part campaign.

"We're gonna unload on those $#@%&s!" Jay proclaimed.

Stay tuned to Rogue Net Television each Wednesday for your weekly TCW fix.