I Threw My Shoulder Out When I Rose My Hand Quickly. Pleasure and Pain. Oh, the Sweet Agony.

In a startling piece of news from HTG City Hall, it has been discovered that Mayor Megan Fox has been nursing a desire to have children. Our city leader was recently heard saying the following:

“No one believes me when I talk about this, but I’m really maternal,” the mayor stated. “I worry that because I’ve always wanted kids so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them – even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”

According to Assistant Mayor R. Wilson, this desire by Miss Fox does not affect the quality of her service to HTG Hollywood.

"The mayor is committed to bringing the highest quality of life to its citizenry. Look at how far the city has progressed over the last 14 months. We have so much good going on that it is difficult to get something new and beneficial on the plate. But we will do our best to do so. Mayor Fox will stay in office, mother or not, until everything that she has promised comes to pass. That's how dedicated she it."

HTG Police under the supervision of Chief Carl O. Winslow were called downtown this afternoon when a flock of men (and three confused women) came to the mayor's office to volunteer support for her maternal need. Many would not leave when they were told to leave.

"It was sure a flood of support for the mayor's work" Wilson continued. "All of those people wishing to help the mayor become a mother. It was heartwarming. Unfortunately, Mayor Fox was not in this afternoon, but at a location to be discussed at a further time. If she was here, I'm sure that she would have been thrilled."