With thousands of talents available to movie and television producers, it's no secret that most actors don't get enough jobs to pay the bills, if any at all. So what's an actor to do if he's fairly well known, but still can't get that break in HTG Hollywood?
"I don't see why I don't get any offers" Full House's Uncle Jessie complained to this reporter during a recent lunch (picked up by Happ's petty cash fund). "It's been years since anything has come along. Heck, I'm cheap. And I think that I can bring a lot to the set. C'mon, guys, how 'bout giving me a bit in something?"
To make matters worse, Stamos was recently the victim of an attempted blackmail scheme.
"Yeah, a couple idiots tried to get some cash from me for a pic taken with some fans down in Florida. There wasn't anything going on. Thankfully, the FBI moved in and nabbed to morons."
Upon hearing that news, Miracle Pictures chief Marlowe had an idea.
"That sounds like the perfect HTG film idea" the long-time HTG citizen stated. "I'd release that sucker for sure. And I'm pretty sure there's a John Stamos award or two out there. I think it would do great."
"I think," guessed a local movie fan, "that if you called that movie You Got It, Dude, it would work. Why not?"
3 comments:
Have you seen Becky on Melrose Place lately? Man, that's hot stuff for an old lady. I'd ask for that and onion rings in my combo any day. And a Fresca if they had it. 7Up if not. You know, I like to keep it light and fresh.
Dude, Becky is on 90210. Get your CW shows right, yo.
who is becky and why does it matter what show she is on if she is hot that is good.
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