I Knew He'd Get Hired Eventually. Good For You, Stamos. Good For You. Now Park My Car So I Can Go Eat. And No Tip If You Change the Radio Station!

In what was pronounced as "the umpteenth Short Protest story in a row" by the Happening Editor in Chief, it was announced today that struggling actor John Stamos has finally found a paying role in HTG Hollywood after many months of unemployment.

"It's turning out to be a good holiday season" declared the actor who became famous as Full House's Uncle Jessie. "I've been approached about being in TV shows and movies. This gig for Miracle Pictures, A Short Protest, seems particularly intersting. It's a collection of movie shorts, you know. I'm in just one of them. But it pays. Thank God, it pays. I'll be able to get some bills paid now. Perhaps get some gifts for friends. If 2010 continues like this, I'll be a happy camper."

Stamos has been hired in a supporting capacity as Blue Lou Angelo in a film noir short for the movie. Stamos or producer Marlowe have not revealed any details concerning the part.

"I'm glad that I could give John the role" Miracle Pictures head Marlowe stated. "He was great in the part. I hope that I can use him in the future."

A Short Protest, a Cameron Crowe picture, releases on Christmas Day.