Word has come down from Floor 36 of Briel Tower, location of the offices of HTG Mayor Megan Fox, that elections for the city leader for the year 2010 are on hold until further notice.
"There's just too much going on to delay their completion" explained Assistant Mayor R. Wilson at a post-Christmas press conference in downtown HTG Hollywood. "We have real estate popping up all over. Businesses are developing across the city map. And, in these unfortunate times, we're increasing strength at the HTG Police Department, HTG Armory and seaside defense towers. Plus there's Mayor Fox's citywide yoga initiative. If we were finished with all of these developments, sure, we'd have time to get into another election. But, as it stands now, it will be sometime during the new year before we're able to get them going."
Although protests have not taken place yet downtown, rumors are spreading that marches will be taking place once proper permits are obtained.
"It's funny," stated a disagreer with the held election who wished to remain anonymous, "that in order to legally have a protest march in HTG Hollywood, you need a permit. The permit is provided, with a small fee, by the mayor's office. And, in this case, it's this new action by the mayor's office that we want to march against. How odd is that?"
Assistant Mayor R. Wilson promises to announce further developments concerning an election for a new city leader when they occur.
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I smell herp!
Man, those Tag body sprays are getting out of hand.
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