It's Been Getting Down in the Forties Here at Night. That's Too Cold. But It IS Fall, After All. Hmm. I Guess I'll Just Have to Live With It.

Rumors concerning the poutine cult of HTG luminary Chris Harmer continue. This news source has received a picture of two men arm wrestling, allegedly at the mansion where Harmer has his meetings.

"It's got to be legit" stated a local movie fan after observing the photo. "That's William Shatner and Chris Pine. Shatner's Canadian, right? Pine's from California. I haven't got that figured out yet. But, if there's a Canadian involved, it has to mean there's poutine around."

Calls to Harmer's camp and Shatner's representatives have gone unanswered so far.

William Shatner's next roll is as the narrator in the documentary XXC 8: One Second More. The Possum Lodge Studios release opens this Friday.

"Waitasec!" added the movie goer. "Possum Lodge... That's from a Canadian TV show, right? And it's run by a guy from Toronto, yes? Someone needs to investigate this poutine cult further before it takes over HTG Hollywood!"

Brangelina is Over!

By Richard van den Barg

Many people know about the glitter and glamour marriage between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, two of HTG Hollywood's highest paid talents. The two became known as “Brangelina.” But it’s over now and there is a rumor about Angelina Jolie. She talked about taking her children to Syria for charity work with the refugees, so Brad could not have contact with the kids. Both of them did not want to react on the divorce and on the rumor. Experts say that it’s smarter to just say nothing for both of them and children.

There is a big chance that this case will go to court. They don’t have to do it for money (an estimated $400 million for Brad and $200 million for Angelina).

Ian Halperin, author of Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has said through the media that the marriage wasn’t for real and just for show, although Brad and Angelina did not react on the rumor.

Anyway, we need to see what’s going to happen in the future between the couple. We wish them the best!

Pitt and Jolie have not been seen on the HTG big screen since 2014.

Rumors of Actor Belonging to Odd Poutine Cult Denied by Members of the U.S. Hockey Team

By Richard van den Berg

Today is the birthday of artist, producer and actor Will Smith. He has played in big movies like Cannonball Run: Full Throttle (2005), Five Came Back (2008) and The Witness (2010). He has son named Jaden Smith.

He was born on September 25th in Philadelphia. He has a net worth of 250 million American dollars and is married to Jada Pinkett Smith, who is also an actress. He divorced from Sheree Zampino before having a marriage with Jada. In real life, he has played in the NBC hit series The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He has played in the Man In Black series and is now acting in the upcoming Warner Brothers Pictures drama Collateral Beauty.

He has a friendly relationship with the Flip Brothers Studio and his latest HTG movie was They Came From Planet Earth, which got mixed reviews.

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Lost the Toenail. Man, That Hurt.

HTG's man-about-town Chris Harmer is known for his great success. He's a producer, a studio chief and an award-winning actor*. Women dream about him, men envy him. But, ironically, Harmer's life isn't perfect. The latest downspin in Harmer's seemingly idyllic existence is that he can't sell his HTG mansion. Having lived there for years, Harmer has decided to buy an island with a larger structure. The reason? His current home isn't big enough to throw his massive poutine-themed parties.

"He's got some kind of group that eats poutine like it's going out of style" mentioned and HTG realtor who wished to remain anonymous. "He throws shindigs that last all weekend. They've become so popular that his current mansion isn't big enough to handle it all. So he's looking to move off coast. However, he's wanting to sell the current location. But no one wishes to put the money down that he is asking, a mere 100 million dollars. Why? Though quite popular for parties, nobody wants to live there with all of the ghosts running around!"

Although it has not been confirmed by any of the people that have visited the Harmer home, rumors say that prankster spirits roam the halls of the mansion. A good night's sleep is rarely had there.

"I think that's why he's always away with some supermodel or actress" a movie fan commented at a local theatre.

Representatives of the producer have not returned inquiries into the matter. Harmer's latest acting role was in Attack of the Fifty Foot Man, still in theatres.

Poster for Next XCC Revealed, EIC Stubs Toe on Table and Yells Profanity

They Played "Who Let the Dogs Out" on TV Today. Woof. Woof Woof Woof Woof.

Perhaps there was something to all of the rumors. After years of tabloid gossip, it was announced this week that Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt. Though problems with the couple were denied countless times, now celebrity journalists are saying "I told you so!"

But what was the cause of the filing? An informant for Happening has clued us in... Jolie has found feelings for HTG Hollywood man-about-town, Chris Harmer. Dubbed "Harmerlina" by the paparazzi, many people in town swear that Jolie has been cuckoo for Chris' Cocoa Puffs for some time. Calls to both camps have not been returned.

As was reported last year, Harmer spent time at his HTG Malibu mansion with Jolie teaching her competitive table tennis.

"He's quite the player" an anonymous neighbor of Harmer's stated. "He can slam 'em, he can spin 'em, he can do things with those white balls that no one else can do."

Happening will continue to investigate this sad story. Any HTG citizen with information should contact the news source.

Journalist Refuses to Mention Harmer in Latest Report, Pelts "I Am Harmer" Poster at Local Video Store With Eggs

By Richard van den Berg

Martial artist/actor/law enforcement aficionado Steven Seagal was allegedly spotted with today cannabis on Hepburn Lane in HTG Hollywood. It’s a not a secret that the man has lots of experience with drugs. His former wife, Kelly LeBrock, claimed that Seagal was a drug addict for nine years and that she was raped by him all the time. However, Seagal denies the assaults.

An eyewitness said that Seagal was smoking cannabis with another famous actor, but he did not know the name of the other man. They left the Hepburn Lane around 7 PM.

Another witness said “Mister Seagal was acting strange and he looked a bit wrought up. I think it’s because of his latest, XCC 7. By the way, I think he gained some weight. He looks extremely fat nowadays.”

Anyway, Steven Seagal has finished filming a new production by Ship of Fooles and Possum Lodge called XCC 8, which will get its release on the 30th of September.