Thursday, September 22, 2016

Lost the Toenail. Man, That Hurt.

HTG's man-about-town Chris Harmer is known for his great success. He's a producer, a studio chief and an award-winning actor*. Women dream about him, men envy him. But, ironically, Harmer's life isn't perfect. The latest downspin in Harmer's seemingly idyllic existence is that he can't sell his HTG mansion. Having lived there for years, Harmer has decided to buy an island with a larger structure. The reason? His current home isn't big enough to throw his massive poutine-themed parties.

"He's got some kind of group that eats poutine like it's going out of style" mentioned and HTG realtor who wished to remain anonymous. "He throws shindigs that last all weekend. They've become so popular that his current mansion isn't big enough to handle it all. So he's looking to move off coast. However, he's wanting to sell the current location. But no one wishes to put the money down that he is asking, a mere 100 million dollars. Why? Though quite popular for parties, nobody wants to live there with all of the ghosts running around!"

Although it has not been confirmed by any of the people that have visited the Harmer home, rumors say that prankster spirits roam the halls of the mansion. A good night's sleep is rarely had there.

"I think that's why he's always away with some supermodel or actress" a movie fan commented at a local theatre.

Representatives of the producer have not returned inquiries into the matter. Harmer's latest acting role was in Attack of the Fifty Foot Man, still in theatres.

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