Monday, September 19, 2016

Journalist Refuses to Mention Harmer in Latest Report, Pelts "I Am Harmer" Poster at Local Video Store With Eggs

By Richard van den Berg

Martial artist/actor/law enforcement aficionado Steven Seagal was allegedly spotted with today cannabis on Hepburn Lane in HTG Hollywood. It’s a not a secret that the man has lots of experience with drugs. His former wife, Kelly LeBrock, claimed that Seagal was a drug addict for nine years and that she was raped by him all the time. However, Seagal denies the assaults.

An eyewitness said that Seagal was smoking cannabis with another famous actor, but he did not know the name of the other man. They left the Hepburn Lane around 7 PM.

Another witness said “Mister Seagal was acting strange and he looked a bit wrought up. I think it’s because of his latest, XCC 7. By the way, I think he gained some weight. He looks extremely fat nowadays.”

Anyway, Steven Seagal has finished filming a new production by Ship of Fooles and Possum Lodge called XCC 8, which will get its release on the 30th of September.

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