"Secret Kardashian Sister Exposed" screamed the headline of a competing HTG news source recently. In the story, it claimed "Amy the Dog is really the half-sister of Kim and gang."
Again the rumors flow. After very little investigation (because it required so little), evidence determined that Amy is not related to the Kardashian sisters. Despite a similar general appearance and overall attitude, Happening has found a birth certificate showing the birth parents to be... get this... dogs for Amy. As is well publicized, the Kardashian siblings may have parents that act like dogs, but they are indeed human.
When asked about the rumor, Amy declared "Every one of these poopsicles wants to be a part of the Amy empire. I don't blame them. I'm in most of the movies that reach HTG screens. But do it on your own effort, don't hop onto mine, you cocoa beans."
Amy's next movie, Sharknado 2, opens October 18.
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