Have you ever wondered what lies beyond the milky veil of space? Wonder no more. The milky way lies in a dish that is lapped up by the Galactic Cats. When they aren’t battling with each other in the Yarn Wars, they’re setting up training institutions on derelict planets. Phaethon’s Galactic Cat Laser Tag Arcade!TM is one such location.
“Few know of the war that the Galactic Cats are involved in,” says owner Phaethon0017, whose current film Plants vs. Zombies is burning up the box office. “The hairballs these cats cough would eclipse the sun, and their purring would shake our solar orbit.” Crazy as it sounds, scientists say he’s right. Wait, no they don’t.
More harrowing than the dumb concept of an interstellar cat war is a homeless man standing outside of the Arcade. When asked why he is holding a sign that reads “I Wrote Colin’s Comment,” he replied “Got a receipt?” Apparently this man is doing free creative posters and banners for customers of the Arcade who have purchased a token and gift shop item. Why is this happening?
“The prices are high right now because he is doing free creative. I charge $4.5m for doing posters and $2.5m for banners. He’s cutting into my business outside of the store. I need to put costs towards getting a lawyer to counter his claims that he wrote the movie me and… someone else did. It’s shenanigans is what it is!”
Everyone who’s interested in a fun game of laser tag with some awesome celebrities, free creative, and some cool stuff should head over to the Arcade immediately. Dog owners, tie your mutt out front.
And, for one week only, Phaethon is giving an award from his personal collection to each person buying two items from the gift shop.
"Don't wait long!" exclaimed the business owner.
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