Nude Pics of PvZ Star Hit Internet

When rumors of risque photos of an HTG talent spread across our city, it was nothing new. But when the alleged pictures included a star of the upcoming horror-comedy film Plants vs. Zombies, Miracle Pictures studio chief Marlowe took heed.

"We naturally have to protect the image of the celebrities in our features" began Marlowe. "That especially includes talents in movies that are about to hit theatres."

What makes the rumors especially delicate is the identity of the picture subject. Could it be our beloved city leader, Megan Fox? How about stunning Scarlett Johansson?

"Oh, I wish!" Marlowe exclaimed when he heard the names of the actresses. "But it's not true. Believe it or not, the talent in the photos in question is the redneck comedy mainstay Larry the Cable Guy."

When one of the pictures was presented to Marlowe for examination, the HTG veteran seemed almost apathetic.

"I guess it could be worse" he stated. "But when you have a level of noteriety, such things will happen. I don't think that it will hinder the success of Pheathon's film. It's quite entertaining."

[For those curious enough to want to see one of the photos, scroll down to the bottom of this front page. It is an HTG friendly photo.]

Plants vs. Zombies, a Tour Films production, is directed by Tim Burton and will open on June 26.