Movie/TV Actor Discovered Alive and Well on Southern Beach

Rumors spread throughout HTG Hollywood late this week that actor Jeff Goldblum, who last appeared in 2007's The Gifted Grafton Owls, had died during a film shoot in northern Canada. Thankfully, the speculation turned out to be a hoax.

Provincial police in British Columbia have reportedly claimed to know nothing of the actor's death where it was to have occured. They stated that they are aware of similar rumors from three to four months ago.

Casting experts throughout the city are also unaware of any film in production that Goldblum is a part of.

Eager to discover the truth from the man himself, reporters from Happening searched for Goldblum, based on information given to them from reliable sources. It turned out that the actor was vacationing in the southern part of the state with a friend. Since the discovery of his location, numerous pictures of Goldblum and his companion in a state of swimming undress have replaced the rumors once travelling across HTG Hollywood.

"I don't know if looking at naked photos of Jeff Goldblum have made my day" a fan of the talent commented, "but at least he's not dead. Now maybe someone will give him a job. I bet he'd make a good Abraham Lincoln or something."