Yippee If Ya Like Previews

With weeks remaining for the release of hopeful summer blockbuster Another Time to Die Hard, Miracle Pictures Studio is already involved in the website for the film. Included will be a page of teaser posters for upcoming MP movies.

"We're looking forward to a good summer," proclaimed a representative from the studio. "It should be a good year as well. We're expecting big things from the first Die Hard release. And other upcoming flicks should do well also. We're really looking forward to seeing how things turn out."

Unfortunately, MP is not releasing the names of the movies being teased.

"You'll have to wait for the movie site" the rep grinned.

Another Time to Die Hard, a Jade Falcon production of a film starring Bruce Willis as John McClane, opens on May 23.

Whaaaaaaaaaat?!!

Sometimes things work out as they should. But sometimes they don't. Such is the case with the latest nominations for HTG Awards Best Actor.

Producer/actor extraordinaire Chris Harmer is currently on the big screen in the sci-fi hit I Am Harmer. Combining action and humor in a post apocalyptic setting, the film has grossed more than 300 million dollars in 11 weeks and is on its way to bringing in more before its run ends.

So why isn't the talented star of the show nominated for a Best Actor award?

"It's clearly jealousy" commented a fan at a local theatre. "Harmer has it all... talent, looks, intelligence. Other producers are green with envy. We all know that he deserves the nom."

Perhaps the opportunity to fix this error will occur thanks to Harmer's next role, a supporting one in his upcoming Die Hard movie, Another Time to Die Hard. In this part, Harmer plays a computer expert vital to the operation key to the movie.

"It's going to be a good one," stated a Miracle Pictures rep from the studio releasing the movie. "It's new Die Hard meets classic. Some old characters are included. Some new. We're excited about the prospects."

Another Time to Die Hard, starring Bruce Willis again as Detective John McClane, opens May 23.

Movie Star AND Film Writer? No Wonder All the Ladies Love Some C&H!

After months of anticipation, Miracle Pictures Studio is thrilled to announce that the first draft of a new Die Hard film has been delivered to its offices. Penned by Heavy Metal's Chris Harmer, the movie once again features Bruce Willis as John McClane. The setting has ties to the very first film.

"We're really stoked to get through this read" a representative of the studio announced. "It's supposed to have a lot of action and that patented Willis wit."

Still early in the production phase, no release date, nor a movie title, has been set yet.

"That would explain why Marlowe was yelling 'Yippie Kai-Yay!" at the top of his lungs last night" a neighbor of the studio chief complained.

And Why Did They Ask For Extra Black Olives? Isn't Just a Little Enough?

SNL alumni Bill Hader and Andy Samberg have remained busy since they left the late-night comedy show, sometimes even appearing in the same project. So why would it be unusual to see them hanging out together near an HTG eatery?

Word has it, according to a server at the restaurant, that the two were discussing an upcoming project.

"They were, like, talking about shooting dates and scripts and stuff like that" commented a young woman who wished to remain anonymous. "I couldn't hear what they were exactly talking about, but it sounded like it was going to be something this year."

Could a movie version of a Saturday Night Live skit be in the works? Or an HTG version of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?

The investigators at Happening will do their best to keep on top of these rumors.

Cha Cha Cha

Long-time HTG TV show It's Always Me finishes its 12th season this week. According to Miracle Pictures producer Marlowe, there will definitely be a 13th.

"Lucky number, huh. But there's still so much more story to tell. A lot of loose ends. It seems as if one is tied up and two or three are made."

The show, which features a light-hearted look at the lives of men with automated wives (Autospouses), has appeared on the same network in its entire run. But that network has had multiple names.

"I'm happy to be working with Kaitlynn and APB" commented Marlowe. "We also started a Twilight Zone series this session with her. Expect that back next time also. The season finale will be next week."

Rumors say that Marlowe may even be working on a third series to show next session.

"I can't confirm that" he answered with a grin. "I might deny it, but I can't confirm it."

It's Always Me airs on All-Points Bulletin Television on HTG TV.

Maybe If It was Raisin Bran. Everyone Loves Raisin Bran, Right?

Ryan Gosling has once again unwittingly become the Internet story of the day, this time appearing in a number of new memes titled “Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal.” Created by Vine user Ryan McHenry with clips from the actor’s films and interviews, the videos depict Gosling snubbing the breakfast spoonful over and over again.

"I made some of these last year," explained McHenry. "But I figure, with Blood in the Suburbs out in theatres now, it would be a good time to do some more."

Gosling portrays a member of the Conway family in the film, who is being threatened by a newly released convict played by Gary Oldman.

"We're really pleased with the product" commented a staff member at releasing Miracle Pictures Studio.

A Mad Scientist Films movie from Tesla, Blood in the Suburbs is now showing.

Famed Dog Seeking Publicity?

Bachelor star Juan Pablo opened up on Monday’s Good Morning America about going late night skinny dipping with Amy the dog on last week’s episode of the show. Asked whether he and Amy did anything “inappropriate” during their swim (as in, had sex), the reality star replied “No.”

Juan Pablo revealed, “At four in the morning I was watching [baseball]… and she knocked on the door, caught me off guard, and she was so excited about the whole day, you know, that… I was like, ‘Sure.’”

He explained, “And then in the morning I was like, ‘I should have said no because it wasn’t fair for the other 10 girls that were in the room.’”

A number of viewers had wondered whether Juan Pablo and Amy hooked up in the ocean, especially after he called the evening a “mistake” and she described the night as “pure bliss,” saying, “We just went for it.”

Perhaps Amy is merely looking or publicity? Her acting roles in HTG Hollywood have been thin lately. Is she preparing for a return to the big screen in a major way?

"I sure hope so" stated a movie goer at a local theatre. "More Amy means more fun, that's for sure."