After months of anticipation, Miracle Pictures Studio is thrilled to announce that the first draft of a new Die Hard film has been delivered to its offices. Penned by Heavy Metal's Chris Harmer, the movie once again features Bruce Willis as John McClane. The setting has ties to the very first film.
"We're really stoked to get through this read" a representative of the studio announced. "It's supposed to have a lot of action and that patented Willis wit."
Still early in the production phase, no release date, nor a movie title, has been set yet.
"That would explain why Marlowe was yelling 'Yippie Kai-Yay!" at the top of his lungs last night" a neighbor of the studio chief complained.
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I hear Harmer once got pulled over by a traffic cop. When it was all done, he didn't get a ticket. He instead drove off with a subscription to Boy's Life, a large Diet Sprite and an 8x10 of George Washington Carver spreading peanut butter on Cloris Leachman's buttocks.
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