Kunis Heats Up Screen in Biker Mice Movie (From Quantum)

Did you really think Jessica Chastin was the hottest woman on the planet? Well, you thought wrong! As Biker Mice From Mars gears up for release, it has been revealed in a new poll that its female lead, the ultra talented and beautiful Mila Kunis, has topped a new poll that says she is the hottest woman on the planet! And it could not have come at a perfect time as Biker Mice From Mars, an adaptation of the classic cartoon series, is set to be released this Friday. "Perfect timing," said producer MadShangi, who is eagerly anticipating the release of his first non-Butcher film at HTG. "She's goregous and we all know that."

Though LHF chief Quantum would not say anything, he did nod accordingly after that comment was made. It is just perfect timing the cast and crew kept saying at a panel promoting the film.

Mila Kunis plays a human character who encounters the Biker Mice and teams up with them against a villianous villain. "I'm not going to give anything away, but this could be The Dark Knight of cartoon-to-live-action films. It's going to be excellent-o" said lead Dwayne Johnson. Mila Kunis has been on a starring bend as of lately.

After landing the female lead in Snobs, the hit TV show from CzarTim, she followed that star making turn with a lead role in "The Dick Next Door," as well as roles in Heartfelt, Rosemary, and Hollywood Swan Song. Mila joins a long line of beautiful leading ladies who have won this award. They include Jessica Chastin and Vivica A. Fox, amongst others.

The Hottest Woman Alive has been Named! (By The Pit)

She has had a very busy 2012 with five movies already released and a sixth coming next Friday, September 28th. The Mid-2012 Hottest Woman Alive is none other than Jessica Chastain. She appeared out of nowhere and headlined Still Life for AmyLand Studios and acclaimed director Terrence Malick, then proceeded to appear in the top four cast in three more films, Frosty the Snowman, Dead Island, and Let’s Get Lost. She also had a supporting role in Reunion.

I can’t think of another actress who has appeared out of what seems like thin air and has battled more popular veteran actresses for sort after roles. In addition to her impressive 2012 slate of movies, she has already earned a Friendly Status with AmyLand Studios and has worked her TS up to an impressive 4.932.

Next Friday she is the leading actress in The Hook, where she takes on the villainous role of Grace Swanson, the cunning CEO of SWANSON CO. She causes a lot of trouble and just might be the person who brings the title character to life. The setting might be a bit familiar to fans of the Flip Brother’s DC Comics universe. The movie is a prequel that takes place in Gotham City. The whole story happens before Bruce Wayne ever puts on the cowl and becomes the Dark Knight. While young Mister Wayne was missing and presumed to be dead, SWANSON CO took over many of the businesses WAYNE ENTERPRISES ran. This makes Grace Swanson a very powerful woman, and Chastain enjoyed the power “You don’t see very strong roles like this for actresses,” she told us, “[Grace] is stronger than all of the guys in the movie and without having to throw a punch she proves just how strong she is.”

And strong equals hotness, as far as What’s Happening in HTG Town is concerned! Jessica Chastain follows a long tradition of Hottest Woman Alive winners, including Vivica A. Fox, who took home the honor in 2009. Flip Brothers Studio releases The Hook worldwide on September 28th, 2012.

July is Heating Up the HTG Theaters! (By Brianc2008)

Disclosure: I did the website for The Damned Are United.

With a whopping 13 movies coming to theaters this month, HTG producers are keeping their fingers crossed that they have the next huge hit on their hands. Let's check out each of these film:

July 6

Toy Story: World Tour is the latest animation film from AmyLand Studios and unbb24. It is about the adventures of the toys as they travel, well, across the world sometime between films 2 and 3 in the Toy Story series. The film stars Wallace Shawn, Tony Shalhoub, Tom Hanks, and Joan Cusack. Brad Bird is the director.

Nothing Left to Lose comes out from 21st Century Cat Pictures and is being produced by the prolific Kaitlynn. It has to do with the dramatic trials that an all girl band goes through when its secrets come out in the open. This drama stars Rutina Wesley, Felicia Day, Yaya Decosta, and Sarah Polley. It is directed by Ryan Murphy.

July 13

The Method is produced by Dark Horse. This is the follow up to his interesting debut as Lake Hope Films and Ship of Fooles Film Studio co-release it. Apparently recovered from the archives is an Elia Kazan film starring Montgomery Clift, Marlon Brando, and James Dean as three actors who meet at a party and have revelations about their careers and future.

Scream 6 is Pedro's last film in the Scream series. In this horror film, they revisit the community of Ocean View and find someone has taken the persona of Ghostface and is killing its residents. It stars Kristen Connolly, Elle Fanning, Jennifer Carpenter, and James Franco. It is released by AmyLand Studios and directed by Patrick Lussier.

Dance of the Vampires is JohnLennono's debut film which is being released by Wonder Inc. The rock musical is based on Roman Polanski's Fearless Vampire Killers and is scored by Jim Steinman, the guy behind Total Eclipse of the Heart and I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That). It stars Daniel Radcliffe, Billy Crystal, Carol Kane, and Emmy Rossum. Roman Polanski is directing this one.

July 20

The Damned are United has been described by Toran as an R-rated Star Wars. The Lake Hope Films release is about a band of humans who travel through a futuristic wasteland to assassinate a selfish king. If they don't succeed, aliens will destroy mankind. It stars Chris Hemsworth, Christoph Waltz, Bruce Campbell and Vin Diesel and is directed by Guillermo Del Toro.

Serial Killing for Dummies 4 is Pedro's latest in the horror series. It stars Michael Rady as serial killer Kevin Harkan. He's assisted by Sarah Jessica Parker, Spencer Locke, and AmyLand favorite Parker Posey.

Angry Birds: Revenge of the King is Dartcher's sequel to the popular animated film about the addictive video game. 21st Century Cat is releasing this film which is promising that the pigs are out for revenge on the birds. Presumably this will star Shia LaBeouf, Christian Bale, and Jane Lynch, among others.

One Week is an Independent Release by Bennyman. The drama concerns couple Aubrey Plaza and Jesse Eisenberg who go home to his parent's home for the weekend where past mistakes and present secrets could lead to a stormy future. It co-stars Cirian Hinds and Kathy Bates with Noah Baumbach directing.

July 27

Duke Nukem is an action film based on the video game series. Toran is releasing this under his I'm An Astronaut Films studio. Presumably, Duke will save the world, down some brews, and get the girls like he does in the game.

Unity is an arthouse drama about Unity Milford, a British society woman who ends up in the inner circles of Adolf Hitler. Catalyst Studios is releasing this Random FX Productions film that stars Carey Mulligan, Dominic West, Liam Neeson, and Michael Fassbinder.

All Fall Down is an AmyLand Studio release of Dark Horse's film. The crime story stars Christian Bale, Rachel McAdams, Joaquin Phoenix, and Michelle Williams and is being directed by Michael Mann.

The Apartment is, I'm guessing, a stoner comedy starring Sterling Knight and Liam Hemsworth as two guys who find a great apartment, only to discover that there's a catch. I do know that Lucian is behind this one and that it is being released by Ship of Fooles Films.

Former Mayor Expecting

It's official. Former mayor of HTG Hollywood, Megan Fox, is pregnant.  A source close to the actress and her husband, Brian Austi Green, confirmed the news to Happening this afternnon. Speculation that Fox is expecting has swirled for several weeks. We’ve bee told she’s due at the end of the summer.

Green already has a 10-year-old son with ex-wife and hottie Vanessa Marcil. He and Fox wed in Hawaii in 2010.

The question remains, however... Didn't Fox resign as city head because of a pregnancy last year? The actress was sporting a rather large belly bump. What became of that child? Was it sold to Nike to appear in a number of tennis shoe ads? Does it have a part-time job at Flip Brothers Pizza?

Only Fox can tell us for sure, and she ain't telling.

Business Mogul Salutes Pedro and Pet

Donald Trump is a well-known fan of Baseball Mogul Productions. He's especially proud of what happened to an overly eager reporter who tried to kiss BMP head Pedro last week at a red carpet event. When the newsman got too close to HTG Hollywood's most prolific writer, Pedro's dog Amy leaped to action and bit the would-be kisser.

"I wish other producers would bring their dogs to events!" declared Trump. "Not just dogs, but bears and lions. Whatever. Pushy reporters would get theirs!'

Pedro's newest film, Drugged, opens this Friday.

Fox Scores Broadcast Rights To 7-Year-Old Film (By Teufel)

The Fox Network announced this morning that it had secured the broadcast rights to “Templars of Steel,” a fantasy film released in 2005 by the now defunct Alexander Corporation and produced by Decepticon Liberation Front. Fox chairman Steven Rylance was available for a brief comment, laying out his vision. “With 'Game of Thrones' so popular, I figured we could release literally anything and people would gobble it up. They're stupid and will just be like ooooh, fantasy, me watch!” He had a hearty chuckle before straightening his tie, apparently unaware that there were no cameras. “So, when does the interview start?” he asked me with an ignorant grin.

Some industry watchers were a bit baffled as Decepticon Liberation Front is run by Teufel, one of the network heads of HTG's very own Devil Ray Television . “Tim wasn't willing to fork over enough money,” was Teufel's explanation, referring to co-network head CzarTim. When asked if this was a sign of a rift in the leadership of DRTV, Teufel assured me rumors of him plotting Tim's death were complete works of fiction. When it was pointed out no one had mentioned anything remotely like that Teufel mumbled something about a previous engagement and then went and hid in the bathroom of his own office.

Are We Protected? (From Lucian)

Word has come out today that yet another of the on duty soldiers at the HTG Armory is leaving. Barry Pepper, whose last film was 2006’s“Eleven”, is moving on take a role in Aurora Films’ new arthouse thriller “Genesis”. As most of you know, when people leave the armory, there is no budget to replace them. Slowly, but surely, our defenses are fading. Just offshore lies the island of Bryan Bishop, secret headquarters to a legion of some of the nastiest villains in history. How can we hope to protect ourselves if our defences continue to weaken? I’m calling on all HTG citizens to donate to the armory to allow for additional forces to be recruited. And don’t assume it will never actually happen. Several city sites have undergone revamps lately.

"Genesis" is a religious thriller which also stars Ben Kingsley and John Krasinski. It is directed by Barry Levinson. Despite only being added to the calendar today, it opens February 10.