The Fox Network announced this morning that it had secured the broadcast rights to “Templars of Steel,” a fantasy film released in 2005 by the now defunct Alexander Corporation and produced by Decepticon Liberation Front. Fox chairman Steven Rylance was available for a brief comment, laying out his vision. “With 'Game of Thrones' so popular, I figured we could release literally anything and people would gobble it up. They're stupid and will just be like ooooh, fantasy, me watch!” He had a hearty chuckle before straightening his tie, apparently unaware that there were no cameras. “So, when does the interview start?” he asked me with an ignorant grin.
Some industry watchers were a bit baffled as Decepticon Liberation Front is run by Teufel, one of the network heads of HTG's very own Devil Ray Television . “Tim wasn't willing to fork over enough money,” was Teufel's explanation, referring to co-network head CzarTim. When asked if this was a sign of a rift in the leadership of DRTV, Teufel assured me rumors of him plotting Tim's death were complete works of fiction. When it was pointed out no one had mentioned anything remotely like that Teufel mumbled something about a previous engagement and then went and hid in the bathroom of his own office.
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