Saturday, February 18, 2017

My Brother's Pug is Snoring. How Adorable. He Derserves a Treat, Right?

Seeing a series of weekends empty of new film releases, HTG hotshot Ritchie "Chicken Pot Pie" Steven announced incentives for studio chiefs to come up with a movie for the 24th. Among the possible awards were "Release a movie of 10 pages or less and I'll wash your car" and "Release a movie of 20 pages or more and I'll apologize for not finishing that Hercules project with Verne Troyer."

"It was a bold move" stated an HTG Hollywood insider. "Who knows what kind of film would be available on such short notice?"

Fortunately for movie fans, an installment of a tried film series has been announced for next week by Flip Brothers Studio. Horror Weeks, sequel to Horror Hours and Horror Days, was recently advertised. It promised two horror stories, though if they were original works was not stated.

"I wonder if the Flips will be taking any possible award" pondered the insider. "Announce the reward and have the same person accept it? That sounds a little fishy to me. That 'Release a movie with a zombie and get free parking at Flip Brothers Pizza' award would be mighty tempting. We'll see."

Horror Weeks is currently in buzz and will open on February 24.

1 comment:

ChoiRules said...

Wow. Pamela Anderson has really let herself go.