Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Actor Gets the Boot from Club, Drains 7-11 Slushee Machines

Controversy has come to HTG Hollywood... again... when it was announced this week that famed producer/man-about-town Chris Harmer has asked Eddie Cibrian to leave the former's poutine club. Cibrian, known for his politeness, surprised Harmer when the Badge of Justice: Las Vegas actor announced that he was not Canadian, but a native Californian.

"Harmer was thrown for a major maple syrup-covered loop, ya know?" an unnamed member of Harmer's poutine club announced. "There was indeed a time when Chris allowed non-Canadians in. But he changed his mind. To have Cibrian remain in was upsetting for ol' Chris. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't pretty. Shame. Eddie sure liked his covered fries."

Cibrian currently stars in the KG Productions feature Badge of Justice: Las Vegas. The fifth writing of the personal franchise, Cibrian stars as police detective Dylan Carter. Also starring are Justin Hartley, Vanessa Ferlito and Lara Flynn-Boyle.

"I'm sure that Eddie will find something else to do with his spare time" continued Cibrian's former clubmate. "He is married, after all. Maybe some time with her. Spend time in Nashville eatin' ribs and listening to country music. Some Tennessee whiskey. Lots of possibilities."

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