The latest winners for the HTG Awards have been given, with Heroes or Something Like It and its producer, PJ Flip, coming out as the big winners of the night. A once-a-year event, the HTG Awards celebrate the films of the previous year.
"The lack of awards given to canine actors was disappointing" stated Reverend Butchie DeBone, "but I guess there's always the next year. I hope to see some great movies featuring dogs and voiced dog roles this year."
Unknown to many in HTG Hollywood, a stand-up performance was originally scheduled to open the awards. Performed by troubled comedic talent Andy Dick, the operators of the awards decided not to show the routine after Dick spent the first 15 minutes doing nothing but licking a large Yoda statue.
"We felt it was not appropriate," declared one of the award producers. "Besides, it wasn't funny. Andy Dick needs to not only get help, he needs some good writers."
Happening would like to give a hearty yahoo to all of the award winners.

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