Sunday, September 28, 2014

Let's Get It On!

With yet another Poop-themed movie in theatres, has producer Marlowe decided to come up with more?

"Poop: The Western is the last one that I had written," the long-time resident of HTG Hollywood stated over a mound of BBQ brisket at Carne Diem. "But, you never know, right? Let's see if other producers step up and get content into the theatres."

Rumors have been crossing the city that Marlowe indeed does have a new Poop film in mind... an event parody. Comedian Ralphie May, who had a supporting role in Poop: Worst of the Litter, is said to have been approached to play a professional grappler.

"Me?" exclaimed the comic, who recently lost a considerable amount of weight. "I don't think so. Maybe Louie Anderson. Ask him. He was in that Litter movie with me and we all had a good time. But I'm moving on the other roles. I hear there's an award out there that would benefit a producer and studio greatly if they hired me. Juicy. I'm holding on for that."

Reports that representatives from Miracle Pictures scouting arena locations have not been verified.

Poop: The Western and Poop: Worst of the Litter are currently in theatres.

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