Justin Bieber usually does not appear in the press unless he's done something wrong. "It's the price of fame," according to one of his spokespeople. But info concerning the Biebs has arrived to this news source that is not unpleasant.
In preparation for the upcoming Miracle Pictures film Poop: The Western, the singer/actor/bad driver cooked dinner for many of the cast and crew.
"It was platypus and broccoli" explained studio chief/producer Marlowe, who attended the gathering. "Not bad. I was more than happy to give it a try, because I hear that those beasts are smug bastards."
"Just call me Chef Bieber" proclaimed Justin as he served the meal.
Bieber is a supporting character in the film, a mock western. He plays The Kid, a young gunslinger who assists a sheriff portrayed by Bruce Campbell (who was unable to attend the party due to commitments at the Malibu Sausage Appreciation Meeting held once a month at Chris Harmer's house).
"I've had the thing finished for months" Marlowe explained. "When Pedro postponed a film of his, it left the weekend open. I hate when that happens too often. So I slid this in."
"I hear Hulk Hogan rips his shirt off in this" shouted a dinner guest, apparently inebriated on Diet Shasta and tequila.
Poop: The Western opens on Friday the 19th.
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