Tesla is returning to the big screen with his new cop actioneer Cloud City. Starring Ben Stiller, the story focuses on a dystopian future where only men with moustaches and fluffed hair are allowed to fight crime.
"I tried to make a commentary based on my recent experience in the Netherlands," stated the producer. "I'm pleased that Ben and I shared the same vision. His ability to grow a moustache on such short notice is a testament to his acting ability."
Of special note is that actress Deborah Van Woll will not be appearing in a Baseball Mogul Studios release for the first time in eighty-five films (over the last four months). Has a rift been caused between studio chief Pedro and the star?
"No, she's in plenty of our movies," explained the prolific Pedro. "I didn't write this movie, so it was bound to eventually happen. I'm tickled that our relationship with Miss Woll is stronger than ever. She can next be seen in Serial Killing for War Dogs 4, where she reprises her role as Titters."
Cloud City is now in theatres.
3 comments:
I don't think it's a Dystopian future. There's no vacuuming mentioned at all.
Sounds cool.
Do you know what else sounds good? One of those Oreo pies. Oh, man, good stuff.
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