In an exclusive interview with an employee at Ship of Fooles (who wishes to remain anonymous), intrepid Happening reporter Buzz has discovered that producer Lucian will be following his movie Car Wars with an animated series of the same, as early as next season.
Allegedly voiced by former members of Saturday Night Live, auto combatants and mechanics will feature the likes of Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Jason Sudekis and Keenan Thompson.
"We tried to get Randy Quaid" the secret source stated, "but he's refusing to leave his hideaway. He thinks he still has a death sentence on his head. Coincidentally, the character that he would be playing, Tomb Raider, does have a price on his head. The role will be taken by Anthony Michael Hall instead."
Calls to SoF head Lucian have not been returned as of this writing. Here's hoping that this news turns out to be true!

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