If That Picture Says Anything, I Think It Says "Blorg." Something Like That. Hey, I Didn't Know This Was a Test!

10,000 Cases producer Bryan Bishop was recently released after questioning concerning an episode at an HTG Hollywood art studio, according to a source at police headquarters.

According to initial reports, Bishop was accused of a drunken Jello sculpture episode with an underaged ice cream salesperson. When the young woman found herself locked in a linen closet, she notified the police. When they arrived, they found the terrified caller, but not her alleged assailant.

The woman identified the man not from mug shots at the station, but from a set of pictures promoting the new Miracle Pictures crime film, Hardwick.

But, thanks to a log provided by HTG Chat, Bishop was in the chatroom at the time of the possible assault.

"He was talking about Hardwick, of course," stated another HTG citizen in the chat, "but also about how cold it was outside. Something like that. He kept talking about freezing and how cool it was. I'm not sure. I'm just too psyched to see ol' Bish in another film. Can't wait to see it."

Although Bishop was told not to leave the city, the producer's lawyers felt that his private island was still a part of the city and had him choppered to his mansion immediately after leaving the police. The true identity of the alleged man involved in the incident at the art studio has yet to be determined.

Hardwick, starring Bryan Bishop and directed by Christopher Nolan, opens November 5.