Shopping Frenzy Hits Local Store

It took little time for Mega Mart to sell out of the season's most fashionable new item, the pickle hat. In a mere three hours, all 5,000 hats where snapped up be eager HTG Hollywood residents.

"We had to limit the sales to just 3 per customer" proclaimed a Mega Mart staffer who worked during the frantic period. "There were lots of complaints about that, but we had to make sure that as many people got a hat as possible."

According to Mega Mart management, there are hopes that more pickle hats will be received for the peak holiday shopping season.

"These things are goldmines" the manager stated. "We're anxious as you-know-what to get some more in. If we do, expect another run on 'em. And we'll have to raise the price, too. It's a supply and demand business, you know."