Saturday, November 14, 2009

It's Not Just Great, It's Kevin Jamestastic!


It took Marlowe of Miracle Pictures little time to decide where to concentrate his creative juices after his return, if an insider at MP is to be believed. According to the inside source, Marlowe is planning on releasing a series of films based on the title character from Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

"Marlowe feels that Kevin James is the next comic superstar" the insider explained. "Marlowe acquired the Paul Blart property on the movie's opening weekend. From just the previews he realized that it was the 'next big thing'."

The insider went on to say that with each new film at 3-month intervals, Paul Blart would take up a new profession.

"He has trouble keeping jobs, I guess. Marlowe has some terribly original ideas that I think will take HTG Hollywood by storm. First we can expect Paul Blart: Pet Detective. Then a few months later we'll see Paul Blart: Male Gigalow. We're really thrilled to be a part of these projects and can hardly wait for Marlowe to make the official announcement."

Calls to Marlowe at his various residences, offices and such were left without reply. Stay tuned for further information concerning this exciting development.

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