Poster Revealed, Green Bean Casserole is Delicious

Tesla has revealed his poster for The Inheritance, his follow-up to the successful The Magician. Starring Rachel McAdams, the movie centers on a woman who gains extra attention after receiving... an inheritance.

Of note is that this will be Kate Upton's first HTG role. Although she has appeared on countless magazine covers and in commercials, the HTG big screen has avoided her until now.

"I hope we get a bikini scene with her" remarked a movie goer at a local theatre.

"She is pleasant to look at, that's for sure" stated another.

"I hope I can get a 300 by 450 copy of that poster" said the theatre updater with hope in his eyes.

The Inheritance opens on November 8.

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A Friendship in the Making?

It appears that Miley Cyrus and Amy are party pals.

The two stars were spotted chatting at an HTG Hollywood hotspot over the weekend, arriving at the club separately but enjoying each other’s company after Amy approached Cyrus’ table and said "Bobo cha burrito, bitch."

Perhaps this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Amy will appear in various Baseball Mogul films over the next year. Cyrus is slated to co-star in Buttholes, recently acquired by Amyland Studios.

TV Series to Return for 12th Season

HTG TV series It's Always Me is preparing for its 12th season.

"I told a former net head that I'd be willing to do IAM forever" stated series producer Marlowe. "I enjoy doing it. I have story ideas that could make it last for years. The only difficulty is getting it all down on paper."

It's Always Me involves a businessman named Michael (Jason Segel) who signs up for an automated spouse (an Autospouse) named Monica (Rahshida Jones) who is so realistic, he falls in love with her. Monica turns out to be the perfect wife and mother.

"I've got links to all of the past seasons, for those new to IAM and want to catch up" continued Marlowe. "I'm always willing to answer whatever questions readers would have."

It's Always Me will begin with HTG TV's opening on November 5.

Creepy New Show Promises to Thrill

JDog84 is no stranger to HTG TV, having already produced Diamond Records and Roommates. His next launch into television will be titled along the line of The Skeleton Bridge Chronicles. It will feature a running story about murder, mayhem and mystery in a sleepy town.

"I don't have a cast yet, but I know that I'll be looking for an older actress" JDog84 explained.

Hmm. Perhaps Miss Midler should be contacted?

The new session of HTG TV opens on November 5.

Biebs Not in Film, Probs in Another

Although Brianc2008 of Horizon Pictures has been very open about who will be starring in the studio's upcoming western A Son's Revenge, the studio head/producer felt it was necessary on Sunday night to make an announcement.

"Justin Bieber will not have a role in A Son's Revenge."

Cheers erupted at the statement. The jubilation would be short-lived, however.

"He likely will have a part, though, in our upcoming campus comedy."

Although he has had several jobs in HTG Hollywood, Justin Bieber still seems to be the subject of ridicule.

Is it jealousy? Fear? Ignorance?

A Son's Revenge, sans Justin Bieber, opens on November 8.

At Least They Weren't Chocolate Double Chunk

Rachel McAdams revealed recently that she does not take well to oatmeal raisin cookies. The actress, who stars in film The Inheritance, stated that she was having trouble with hiccups, so a friend recommended the cookies as a cure.

Things did not go as expected.

McAdams recalled "I had one of the cookies and by the time I sat down, my brain started to go wacko. I wasn't thinking normally. I was hallucinating!"

And then things got weird.

"I started seeing a dancing dog in front of me. It kept saying 'Cha cha cha!' I was going crazy! I finally settled down after a few hours."

The Inheritance, Tesla's next film, will be released by Catalyst Studios on November 8.